Saw this at Walmart 2am in San Marcos,Texas and I am seriouslsy torn by this... Now, on one hand this is as ghetto/barrio/hillbilly as it gets. But at least this tabletop twit won't make more simpletons to plague society further (along with our beloved walmarts). I mean, has there been an inflation of latex to which I was unaware of? Was Tom Savini in town? Maybe this was an emergency situation for special effects artists. Stupidity comes in all shades folks, but I somehow envy the fact that THIS genius is gettin some and this here Pterodactyl Man is writing a post about it. #ghettopeople #idiots #walmart #trash #idiocracy #squibs #funny #dumbpeople #fml https://www.instagram.com/p/Br9AwF7FnIS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5i4fu1fd5aag