Got the Gravity falls Lost Legends book and was casually enjoying it when SUDDENLY-
WHATâS EDA DOING HERE?????? So apparently Eda is wanted in the magical underground black market beneath gravity fallsâŠ
Was also reading the Book of Bill and saw these
Okay well someone pointed it out in a video I watched but still, thereâs a titan skull and the code in the wizardâs hat spells out âTitans bloodâ
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The multiverse is destroyed, all existence has ended
Bill tries to make a deal, end with both playing games for all eternity
Bill makes a deal with them. Run.
Collector tries to reform him to the horror of everyone, somehow it works
Other option (COMMENT PLS THIS IS A REALLY FUN SCENARIO)
Idk/idc/who are these???/ see results
Why does that puppet look concerningly like Bill? DID IT JUST MOVE WTF-
Voting ended onJun 5, 2025
Honestly I think bill doesnât stand a chance but Collector is also like a little kid and really naive.
Donât let my opinion sway you though I want to see what the people think.
Didnât add a befriending option (besides reform) because I forgot sorry, if they did befriend each other though⊠uuuuh letâs just hope that they are good influences on one another
Okay Benrey making a deal with Bill Cipher is actually really fucking funny, though, because even if Benrey's eyes have always been yellow (or hell, even slitted), NO ONE would fall for Bill's bs for even a second. Cuz there is no one like Benrey. Bill is a TERRIBLE actor, man, I do not think he could pull off a Benrey impression if he took a semester on it.
At least with Ford, he just had to stay up late and do math. With Bipper, he had the excuse of Dipper being a kid and everyone being too distracted with the puppet show to really notice. Blendin just had to be anxious-adjacent long enough to get the Rift.
There is NO WAY Bill would be able to pull Benrey's "idgaf" attitude AT ALL. Bill is too expressive for it. He'd walk into a room with too much energy and everyone would be onto him before he even said anything.
Then he opens his mouth and says a moderately normal sentence and it's joever
One of my favorite things about Gravity Falls crossovers is Bill possessing characters from the other universes because it's always like "oh god Bill possessed someone really powerful and now the world is beyond doomed". Fun times
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All Dipper knew was that there was something buried in some special thermos behind the shack; all Danny knew was that he had no idea how heâd gotten here.
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âYou shouldnât try summoning him,â Stan said. His voice was as gruff and unyielding as Mabel had ever heard it, but that hadnât stopped her before, and it certainly wouldnât stop her now.
âBut he left a message for us,â she reminded him. She poured as much pleading and wheedling and cuteness into her voice as possible. She was much better at this sort of thing than Dipper. âYou saw it. You know he did.â
After Soosâs discovery yesterday, Mabel and Dipper had gone out to look at Dannyâs message immediately. It wasnât as clear as it might have been, but the lines had been defined enough to be deliberate, not something that could have happened by chanceânot even here. She was sure it was a real message. When Stan had seen it, heâd exchanged a look with Soos that she suspected meant he wasnât convinced it was from Danny at all, but it was. It had to be.
Mabel squared her shoulders. âHe meant to come back, but he hasnât, so he must be in trouble! We have to help him. Please, Grunkle Stan?â
Stan patted the armrest of his chair and she slipped up onto it as easily as she ever had, and it hurt her a little inside to see how relieved he looked when she did.
Itâs not that the others hadnât taken the news well, butâŠ. Wendy hadnât been thrilled to find out sheâd been working on top of what was potentially a giant hazard without knowing a thing about it so she could prepare accordinglyâthough truthfully, Mabel wasnât sure if that was partly for show so she could ask Stan if theyâd get hazard backpay. Besides, Mabel was pretty sure Wendyâs concern was more for them than for herself, or at least for the people theyâd been when theyâd first arrived in Gravity Falls. She suspected Soos was a little hurt that heâd never managed to earn Stanâs trust before now so that he could help with all of this before Danny had spilled the beans, though. Even Dipper had admitted to her that heâd have felt vindicated if Stan had just acknowledged that weird things went on in Gravity Falls before push had come to shove, even if heâd never breathed a word about the rest of it.
But he was still their Grunkle Stan.
âItâs like this, kiddo.â Stanâs familiar rumble held a note of regret, but there wasnât a hint of leniency in it, nothing she could push on to make him give way. âWe know something bad is coming even if we donât know exactly what it is, but because we donât know exactly what it is, we have to be prepared for anything. If you and Dipper try to summon Danny here, you wonât be successful unless we take down some of our defencesââ
âWe donât have to do it inside!â The words spilled out of her in a rush. She hadnât been helping everyone else gather supplies and paint one warding after another to blithely suggest striking through half their work. âI know youâre doing everything you can to protect the Mystery Shack, but we can do it in the yard! Or farther out into the woods!â
Something in Stanâs face tightened, and Mabel realized he didnât think that was better.
He thought it was worse.
âThe problem with summoning something,â he said carefully, âis that you never know for sure what youâre gonna get. You might be putting out an invitation for Danny, but something else might come along and hijack that.â
âBut if heâs in troubleââ
âHe doesnât need us to save him.â
âBut if the owner of the second journalââ
âIf the owner of the second journal summoned him and they still have him by the time we find them, weâll help him. But even if heâs not somewhere heâs supposed to be, heâs got some pretty powerful allies to have been here in the first place.â
Mabel frowned. Dipper had been worried that summoning Danny might pull him away from his home and they wouldnât have an easy way to return him, and she didnât want that, either, but that wasnât the end of the world. They could apologize for that, and she was sure Danny would understand. But if he needed help and they didnât even try?
Well.
If she were being perfectly honest with herself, he might understand that, too.
His warning hadnât explicitly said they might invite someone else in if they did this, but between Dannyâs warning and the journal entry, she couldnât really blame Stan for thinking that. Plus, she trusted Stan too much to dismiss his concerns.
âWe might have to face whatever this is without him.â Stan nudged her arm with his shoulder. âI donât think itâs our best move to risk inviting in something else when weâre not entirely sure what weâre facing in the first place.â There was a pause. âDo you understand why I believe that? Can you accept it and trust me?â
She didnât want toâit felt like giving up on Dannyâbut Mabel nodded.
She did understand.
Besides, as much as Danny had wanted to go home, heâd also wanted to help. Sheâd seen that in him even if he hadnât always wanted to admit it. He might find a way back to them on his own, even if someone else had summoned him.
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As the days slipped by, Mabel started looking for Danny less and lessâshe no longer ran to the window whenever they heard an unexpected sound from outside, something that was not an uncommon occurrenceâand Dipper couldnât help but feel terrible. There was a heaviness in his chest that wouldnât go away.
Mabel wasnât supposed to be that sad. She was easily distracted from it, thankfully, but she smiled a little less often than she had before. Genuine smiles, anyway. Not every smile she wore these days was a real one. Dipper had noticed that even if no one else had.
He knew she still wanted to try summoning Danny even if sheâd stopped asking him about it.
Dipper hadnât stopped looking for a way to send a summoned Danny back, exactly, but there wasnât anything in his journal or Stanâs that was specific to what he wanted. He knew that knowledge might be in the second journal or that it might be something never discovered by the authorâGrunkle Ford; he had to remember the author was his grunkle even if it was hard to imagine someone who wasnât Grunkle Stan.
Of course, that knowledge might not even exist to discover. The whole search might be a wild goose chase. Still, without some sort of guarantee either that they wouldnât rip Danny away from the one thing heâd wanted the entire time he was here without being able to return him or that they wouldnât accidentally summon something bad that couldnât be properly banished back to wherever it had come fromâ
He agreed with Grunkle Stan.
It wasnât worth the risk.
Especially not if Dannyâs warning was right.
Dipper threw himself into the search for the second journal instead, hoping that once it was found, Mabel would have a little more peace of mind.
Well.
He hoped theyâd both have a little more peace of mind.
Even if he didnât admit it to her, Dannyâs disappearanceâand the fact that he didnât turn up like heâd promised, assuming the message Soos had found was realâate away at Dipper. Dread that heâd somehow made a mistake curled inside his chest, and claws of doubt tore into him each night he lay awake without answers.
Stan had made as much progress as he could without the second journal.
Heâd said he could try to infer what was missing and extrapolate from what he already had, but he hadnât sounded too confident that that would work.
Danny had said heâd been in a portal accident, and Dipper didnât want to accidentally repeat whatever mistakes had been made to cause that accident. He knew they had to go about this carefully.
He also knew they wouldnât get any closer to rescuing Ford until they had the second journal. Heâd subtly asked around (the woods, not the town) to see if anyone had heard of someone (something) finding a lost book, to no avail. Mabel had even risked asking the gnomes. (Despite threatening not to give an answer until Mabel agreed to be their queen, one of themâJason?âhad slipped up and given away the game. They hadnât known anything, either.)
As each day passed without any sort of progress, any sort of lead, the desireâdesperationâto find the second journal grew.
In hindsight, thatâs when it had all gone wrong. Instead of being as careful as he could have been, as careful as he should have been, heâd done something heâd regretted.
Something theyâd all regretted.
Youâre friends with the Phantom, arenât you?
He never should have listened.
Of course I know who he is! I see everything.
He never should have assumed.
Heâs not here to help you, but I can.
Heâd thought, if this was a friend of Dannyâs, maybe theyâd come because he couldnât.
We can make a deal.
It had been a mistake.
After all, I know what youâre looking for.
A stupid mistake.
I know where it is.
Something he couldnât undo.
I know who has it, and I know what theyâre planning to do.
Heâd thought heâd do anything to get the journal.
I could make sure you get your hands on it.
Getting the journal meant saving Grunkle Ford, reassuring themselves that Danny was okay, and preparing themselves for whatever else was coming.
Donât you want to see it before itâs destroyed?
He hadnât known back then that Gideon had had the second journal or that heâd used it to summon a demon.
If the journal is destroyed, youâll never get what you want because it wonât exist anymore.
If heâd been thinking clearly, if heâd been half as suspicious as heâd been of Danny when heâd first turned up, if there hadnât been some sort of deadlineâ
Tick tock, do you hear that clock? Every second brings us closer to destruction.
It hadnât been a lie, but it hadnât been the truth, either. At least, what Bill Cipher had really meant and what Dipper had understood were two different things.
Do you know what it feels like to have time literally slipping through your fingers? You people always compare it to water, but itâs more destructive than that. Every lost second burns. Tick tock goes the clock, down and down till thereâs nothing leftâexcept the agony of missed opportunities and lost chances.
Heâd known Mabel had thought heâd given up on Danny. He hadnât wanted Stan to think heâd given up on Ford, too.
Iâm not asking for muchâjust a suit to go with my hat and tie.
It hadnât seemed like a bad deal at the time. Stan had loads of old suits in the closet, and he wouldn't exactly mind losing one if it meant getting the final journal. Dipper had figured heâd just need to empty the pockets of mothballs.
So, whatâs it going to be, Pine Tree?
He should have known it was too good to be true. He should have asked more questions.
Do we have a deal?
He hadnât.
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Five years was a long time to wait.
In Dannyâs mind, it was too long. Heâd forgotten things, important thingsâtheyâd probably been important things? They usually were with his luckâand if heâd ever found out the date beyond the year, he didnât remember it now. Heâd focused on summer of 2012, Gravity Falls, Oregon, and not much else. He didnât know much else. Besides, it wasnât like heâd wanted to write anything down or camp out in Oregon for the entire summer, tempting though that had been. He hadnât even tried to coordinate vacation plans with his friends so they could do a road trip.
That was too risky.
Clockwork would have figured out his plan if heâd done that.
Of course, that was assuming Clockwork hadnât already figured out his plan. Danny had been busy enough with stuff this summer that it sure felt like Clockwork had figured it out and was subtly pulling strings to keep him away. Every time he tried to plan his trip, even just as far as grab a bag of essentials and leave in the middle of the night, something would come up that he couldnât push off onto someone else.
Now, Dani was covering for him, and she could handle whatever near world-ending disaster decided to rear its ugly head while he was gone.
He couldnât afford to miss this window.
He probably already had, but if he hadnâtâ
It was still summer. It was the last week of August, but that was still summer.
Danny had told his parents that he was taking off for at least the week, and now he was flying over Oregon in search of the elusive Gravity Falls. If heâd learned anything since his last visit there, it was that it had the same sort of reputation as Amity Parkânice and boring, with the odd crackpot story coming out of it that no one else believedâand that it could be just as hard to find, like it sometimes wasnât on the map at all.
Considering Amity Park sometimes wasnâtâthere had been another Ghost Zone incidentâhe wasnât going to put anything past Gravity Falls.
In truth, this wasnât where heâd thought heâd be five years ago, but then again, he hadnât really thought about his future five years ago beyond making sure that that one horrible future never came to pass.
Heâd been working for his parents since graduating high school, and things had gotten better once heâd taken his own advice and coughed up the truth about what had happened to him all those years ago. Once heâd told them who heâd become, theyâd accepted him with a wholeheartedness that had made him wonder why he hadnât told them beforeâor why he hadnât let them remember knowing before.
They had been as supportive as theyâd known how, doing everything from making sure their weapons didnât affect him to offering to do family therapy to help them find a way forward. Theyâd even insisted that he didnât have to give up on his dreams, that theyâd help him become the astronaut heâd always wanted to be in any way they could, but Danny had experienced outer space as Phantom more than once now, andâ
And it wasnât that being an astronaut wasnât still something he wanted to do, on some level, but it was something he was willing to let go of in favour of doing other things.
Besides, he was basically a liaison between the Ghost Zone and the Human Realm now. He couldnât just leave that behind to pursue a completely unrelated career without a second thought, especially when he knew the odds of actually becoming an astronaut were slim and making it to space the proper way were even slimmer. Astronomical, really. Especially with a start as late as his would be.
Anyway, he didnât want to risk one or two of the ghosts from further afield deciding to toe the line or completely negate the deal heâd struck surrounding the Amity Park Portals, and he still felt like that was his responsibility.
His parents could hold down the fort while he finished up some old business out here, though.
Probably.
Dani could help with that, too, if it looked like something might explode. Sheâd gotten good at working with their tech, even if she didnât want to work for themâwith themâlike he did.
Dani had also been the one to give him directions for flying to Gravity Falls when heâd finally mentioned his plan. She had much more experience finding landmarks from the sky than he did, and flying was infinitely faster than driving. Plus, at some point, sheâd apparently been to Gravity Falls. Naturally, she wouldnât talk about it; once sheâd realized why he was so interested in it, sheâd refused to say anything until Halloween of this year. This was supposedly to reduce the chances of Clockwork finding out everything, but Danny suspected it was just because she enjoyed annoying him.
Whatever.
Heâd get the story out of her eventually.
In the meantime, he wanted to know how this one ended.
Had Mabel and Dipper ever found his message? What had they thought when heâd just disappeared on themâespecially if now wasnât as close to the day it had happened as he hoped it was? Had they ever tried summoning him? He wasnât sure if that would have workedâquite aside from the fact that theyâd be getting him rather than the Danny they had known if it did work, he figured Clockwork would have done something to prevent it. Not that Danny could think of something Clockwork could do to ensure that, but it was Clockwork. If anyone was going to find a way to bend the rules, it would be him.
Danny still had some kind of memory-erasing gun hidden in the wall of his childhood bedroom as a testament to that fact.
Heâd put it there upon getting back and hadnât touched it since.
Not that he hadnât been tempted to. Tucker had been up for testing the thing as long as it wasnât on him, and Sam had made a comment she might not have truly meant about using it on Valerie to dissuade her of the notion that Phantom had ruined her life, and itâs not like he hadnât mind-wiped people in the past, butâ
But this was different.
Maybe it was because it fell a little closer to the side of technology than magic. Maybe it was because he suspected how often something similar must have been used in Gravity Falls and how much that had terrified those who had seen its effects but not known what was happening. (He hadnât faced circumstances like that when heâd used the Reality Gauntlet; that had been bigger and the effects more permanent, and heâd destroyed that thing for a reason.)
Or maybe he hadnât used the memory gun because of Jazz.
Jazz had freaked out when heâd first told her about it, talking about how he couldnât possibly know the damage it did and otherwise looking far more disturbed about the whole thing than heâd ever felt. He hadnât thought telling her everything about the Reality Gauntlet situation would improve matters, so heâd tried talking in hypotheticals, and heâd lost every argument.
Somehow.
Heâd lost it again last year when heâd been ready to use itâreally, actually ready.
Sheâd stopped him.
Heâd let herâon some level, he knew thatâbut heâd stopped because he trusted her.
Still, if sheâd arrived back in Amity Park any later, or if the Guys in White had moved any fasterâ
No. No, he didnât need to remember that right now. Heâd gotten through it, and that was all that mattered.
The fact that he might need the gun in the future was the reason he hadnât brought it back here, though.
It was still insurance.
There was a reason heâd first made that deal with Clockwork, after all.
And there was a reason he still had a few tiny misgivings about coming back against Clockworkâs wishes. Orders, more like. Or cryptic warnings.
But there was also a reason he was determined to come back and see this through, whatever happened.
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Danny felt the world-bending weirdness that seemed to ooze out of Gravity Falls before he could reliably pick out any landmarks, but there was the water tower, same as ever, which meant the shack should be overâ
Danny adjusted his course, frowning, and flew faster, but it was starting to get harder to do, like he was trying to push his way through molasses. That skin-crawling, spine-tingling feeling of wrongness heâd first felt five years ago was stronger now. Instinct told him he should fly in the opposite direction, just get out of here and forget about this entirely, and he wasnât sure the feeling was the result of something Clockwork had done.
That was a terrifying thought.
What the heck had happened here?
Was this some residual effect of whatever Clockwork had tried to warn him away from?
Maybe he shouldnât be feeling bad about putting off this visit to deal with everything that had come up this summer.
Maybe it really wouldâve been bad if heâd stayed here or found time to come back sooner.
The Mystery Shack was in roughly the same spot it had been the last time heâd seen it, but it looked like Vortex had paid it a visit when heâd been in a bad mood. Soos and Stan were up on the roof, patching holes, and Wendy seemed to be sorting debris from the yard into various pilesâscrap, salvage for reuse, and scavenge for parts, maybe? She didnât bother chasing the goat and pig away from everything (when had they gotten farm animals? Had he just missed them last time?), but she did seem to be making a concerted effort to keep them away from the smallest pile.
Danny slowed, not entirely by choice, and forced his way closer. He didnât bother staying invisible, but he didnât call out, either. He landed on the lane and transformed back in a familiar flash of light, hoping it would be easier to walk than to flyâ
âand it was like someone had found a way to muffle the feeling that made him want to flee.
It was still there, but it was tamped down and infinitely easier to ignore, much like it had been five years ago.
He remembered feeling it back then, remembered getting used to it to the point that it didnât really bother him unless he focused on it, but he did not remember it being that much worse in ghost mode. He was pretty sure heâd gotten better about ignoring it regardless of which form he was in. Heâd assumed it was simply his reaction to Gravity Falls in general, some product of its weirdness as a whole, but now that heâd come back, now that heâd felt bothâŠ.
Now, it seemed pretty clear that that run-danger-flee feeling was a result of the Mystery Shack itself.
Or, more likely, something inside the Mystery Shack.
Or something that had been inside the Mystery Shack and had exploded with enough strength to leave this feeling lingering behind, at least.
Danny blew out a breath and started to walk into the yard. He didnât meet with any weird resistance now; walking felt totally normal, not like he was trying to push two magnets of like poles together.
The new vantage point let him notice Mabel and Dipper sitting with Stan on the porch steps. They looked pretty much the same as he remembered, which hopefully meant they were as unharmed as they appeared. Apparent destruction aside, maybe he wasnât too late. Maybe he hadnât missed everything, even if heâd missed the start of it.
Like the others, Mabel, Dipper, and Stan were busy. As far as he could tell, they were alternating between repairing the stepsâa rust-spotted metal toolbox with a hammer on top of it sat at the edge of the porch, at leastâand looking at the book in Stanâs lap. Danny wasnât wholly convinced was one of the journals. The shape was wrong, wider than he remembered, andâ
Wait.
Dannyâs eyes flicked to the two figures on the roof and then back to the three on the porch.
What?
Something that might be guilt or maybe dread curled around Dannyâs lungs and squeezed, and he stopped as he realized heâd come too late.
The state of the Mystery Shack hadnât been the start of it, the first casualty in whatever fight they were facing. It had been the end. Or somewhere in the middle. They were still cleaning up from it, whether because it had recently happened or because they only now had time to deal with it.
Was this his fault? Not entirelyâhe knew it was stupid to think it was entirely his fault when Clockwork had straight up told him something was coming regardlessâbut was it partially his fault? For not being here? For not trying harder to be here? For not inviting Sam and Tucker and Valerie on a family road trip out to visit the friends heâd made here five years ago and being the calvary this fight might have needed to make sure things hadnât gone as far as they had?
He had not come right back like heâd promised.
He should have, but he hadnât. Heâd let Clockwork distract him, andâ
âHey, weâre closed for repairs right now.â
Danny started. He hadnât even noticed Wendy walk over to him, but she was looking at him in the same way sheâd looked at him the first time heâd seen her. Well, mostly. The suspicion was better hidden behind a false smile this time, but it was most certainly still there.
He didnât think heâd changed enough in five years that she wouldnât recognize him, but then again, that could be a large reason for her suspicion in the first place. If she were looking for him, sheâd be looking for the old him. The younger version of him. Not someone who was older and taller than her, if not by a lot.
âThe grand reopening will be in a couple of days. If youâre still in town, youâre welcome to come back then.â
There was a tightness to her words that wasnât hidden by what sounded like a half-hearted attempt at a congenial tone.
She definitely didnât trust him, but frankly he couldnât blame her for that.
Whatever Clockwork had sent him to warn them about had happened, and saying it had been rough regardless was no doubt a gross understatement. Who wouldnât be jumpy, wondering if that was the end or if the universe had something else up its sleeve? It had been beyond bad. Even if the town itself looked okay, the state of the Mystery Shack told its own story.
Danny swallowed. A quick glance told him the three on the steps were watching him, and he couldnât hear any hammering coming from the roof, either. Things had grown quiet in the eerie way that Gravity Falls could go quiet, and the urge to leave cranked up a couple of notches.
He ignored it and opened his mouth instead. âAre you guys okay?â
It was a stupid question. He knew that. They must have gone through a lot in his absence, and he knew better than anyone that sometimes, some pretty big things could happen that didnât leave a whole lot of physical evidence behind. Not all the time, anyway. Sometimes, it just depended on how you looked at the situation.
Especially when interdimensional portals were involved.
Something that might explain the two Stans, come to think of it.
Wendy blinked but didnât answer, more caught off guard than heâd ever seen her.
Danny heard movement from the direction of the shack and looked over to see Dipper on his feet and Mabel already running towards him. The two on the roof had put their tools down and were likely coming down, too. If they hadnât recognized him, theyâd decided he might be a threat.
That shouldnât be surprising, really.
Mabel skidded to a stop less than two feet from him and stared up at his face. âDanny? Is that you?â
He opened his mouth to answer, but apparently Mabel wasnât finished.
âWere you summoned away by the Time Police? Is that why youâre older? Did you meet Blendin?â
What?
âTime Police?â Danny repeated, even as Mabel hugged him and started to tell him why they hadnât tried summoning him back and how theyâd hoped heâd made it home.
Yeesh, if there were so-called Time Police running around here, no wonder Clockwork had been extra adamant he not interfere. It wasnât just a matter of flying under the radar of the Observants; he needed to be unnoticed by these people, tooâespecially if Mabel didnât seem to think it unlikely that he might be kidnapped and held somewhere.
âItâs a long story,â Dipper said as Mabel pulled away. He glanced at Wendy, who gave him a slight nod.
Danny was still trying to figure out how heâd managed to pass some test of theirs despite barely speaking when Dipper asked, âWhat did you say when you first came out of the thermos again?â
Danny had absolutely no idea what heâd said.
Well.
That wasnât true.
He couldnât remember, but he could guess.
He rubbed the back of his neck. âUm. Was I complaining about being in there? I was probably complaining about being in there. Itâs not exactly fun.â He hesitated. He remembered not knowing who they were or where he was, so maybeâ âI mightâve asked about Vlad Masters. He was a real pain back then.â
He was still a pain now, sometimes, but Jazzâwith the help of Tucker, Valerie, and Samâhad dug up enough on him to blackmail him into getting therapy, which had helped. A lot. The fact that Jazz had gifted some modified Fenton techâsmaller, more inconspicuous versions of the Spectre Deflector in a variety of wearable tech designsâto each person she could think of before coming to Vlad with her allegations was likely the only reason sheâd been successful, though.
Thatâs not to say his parents hadnât tried to cut Vlad off once theyâd found out everythingâhis mom had even threatened to file a restraining orderâbut sometimes, the best way to beat someone was at their own game.
And, honestly, Vlad working through his issues after all those years heâd spent alone being bitter and jealous and resentful had made a marked difference. He could still be an egotistical jerk, but he was less of a creep. Danny had even agreed to learn a few things from him perfectly willingly a time or two, something heâd have never considered while Vlad was still on his ârenounce your oaf of a father, be my son, and convince your mother to marry meâ schtick.
He had not realized how much sleep heâd been losing dealing with Vlad alone until it had quieted down.
âI knew it was you,â Mabel said as her elbow dug into Dipperâs side. He yelped and scowled at her as he rubbed at the spot, but he shot a relieved smile in Dannyâs direction soon enough.
âGlad to hear youâre not dead, kid,â Wendy said with a growing smirk as Danny side-eyed her at the nickname. âCatch up with the twins if you want, but if youâre hanging around, you can stay on that wanting to be helpful kick and help us get things ready for the reopening.â She pointed towards the old toolshed, which looked like the most pristine thing in the entire area. âGrab what you need out of there.â
She turned to resume her work, and Dannyâs eyes wandered over the twins and back to Stan, who was still sitting on the steps but had now been joined by the two whoâd been on the roof.
It was Stanâs brother whoâd been with Soos, Danny realized.
The guy wasnât a clone or a doppelgĂ€nger from another universe, for all that he and Stan looked similar enough to be confused as such; he was Stanâs long-lost twin. Sixer. The author of the journals.
âYou won after all, huh?â Danny murmured as he looked down at his friends.
The younger set of Pines twins exchanged glances. âKinda,â Mabel whispered. The exuberance had drained from her voice and face, and she hugged herself. âYour warning helped, butâŠ.â
But it hadnât been enough, not on its own.
âIt was rough.â Dipperâs voice was flatter than Mabelâs. His hand found Mabelâs before he added, âWe got through it, but itâs hard to know if itâsâŠ. If itâs really over. Bill could bend reality, possess peopleâ What if he finds a way back? What if we didnât really stop him?â
Danny frowned. âIs he a ghost? Bill?â Possession was definitely a ghost thing, and reality-bending certainly wasnât out of the picture, but if this was all about a ghostâ
âHe is the most powerful and dangerous creature Iâve ever encountered.â
The answer came from Sixer, and Danny wanted to blame the weirdness of this place for the fact that heâd completely missed the manâs approach. Soos had sat down on the steps with Stan, telling him something in a low murmur that Danny couldnât make out. Danny wasnât surprised heâd missed that movement, but the completely silent approachâ
âStanford Pines,â the man said, stretching out his hand. Danny realized he was staring at the six fingers and mentally berated himself for that as he reached out his own hand. âYou can call me Ford.â
âDanny Fenton.â
Fordâs grip was strong, like Jackâs always was.
âYouâre the one who convinced Stan to talk.â
Danny smirked. âI mightâve spilled the beans on my own if he hadnât started coughing up some answers.â
âWhy?â
Danny didnât realize until that moment that this was an interrogation, but from the looks Mabel and Dipper were giving him, they werenât about to interfere. A quick glance in Wendyâs direction convinced Danny she was listening, too, if the slight tilt of her head and the slowness of her work were anything to go by. Maybe they werenât as accepting about his showing up again as heâd thought theyâd be.
Maybe they thought they couldnât afford to take the risk of being so trusting, after everything.
This was Gravity Falls.
âI thought it would help things go better than they did.â
Ford raised an eyebrow.
Okay, so maybe that hadnât been his motivation for it from the start, but it was still true enough. That had clearly been Clockworkâs reasoning, and now that he could remember making the deal with Clockwork in the first place, Danny knew that had been the main reason heâd agreed.
The insurance of the memory gun had been nice, even now that he knew the effects could wear off under the right conditions. There was no denying that. Still, a major motivating factor was the very real possibilityâread: threatâof things here going poorly and becoming his problem once it had spread and was therefore much more difficult to deal with without a lot of casualties. Clockwork hadnât given details when Danny had asked, because he was Clockwork, but anything that was worse than the last future Danny had seen wasnât one he wanted to come to fruition.
âOne of my alliesâ I mean, one of the ghosts I knowââ Danny broke off. He didnât mind filling in Fordâif he wasnât trusted by the others, that would have been obvious by now, and Danny felt he owed them something of an explanationâand he had a vague recollection of Clockwork telling him his secret might get out anyway. This had to have been what heâd meant, right? âMaybe I should back up. How much do you know about me?â
âPretend Iâve been living in different dimensions for the past thirty years.â
Oh. Right.
Danny gave Ford the quick versionâprobably the gist of what heâd told Mabel and Dipper last timeâand asked a few questions of his own. Curious as he was whether Ford had ever wound up in the Ghost Zone before there had been a stable portal to their world, this Bill character was the more pressing concern. Mabel broke off to go back to sit with Stan and Soos when Danny turned the conversation in Billâs direction, and that told him as much about what had happened as anything else.
Still, from what they were sayingâ âI take it the thermos didnât help?â
âThermos?â Ford repeated, glancing at Dipper.
âWe tried it after he possessed me,â Dipper said as Danny spluttered out a what?, âbut it didnât hold him forever. He got out somehow.â
The same way the Box Ghost always did, maybe? Danny still hadnât figured that out. No circular container could hold him, yada yada yada, but despite looking into itâwith the help of his parents after telling them everythingâhe was at a loss for how the Box Ghost managed to do something none of the other ghosts could.
âAnd it didnât seem to be affected during Weirdmaggedon,â continued Dipper, as if Danny had a clue what he was talking about, âbut when we tried to cram too many demons and stuff into it, they burst through the metal.â
Oh.
Comforting.
So that was a thing.
He should ask Clockwork how that other thermos of theirs was doing. He didnât want to have to deal with his evil future self again if he could avoid it.
âOkay, justâ Hold on a sec. You were possessed? Like, possessed possessed?â
âLike not in my body while he wore it like a meat suit possessed,â Dipper deadpanned.
That was what Sidney had done to him the first time. Displaced him, not overshadowed him. Dannyâs control over his powers might not have been great at that point, but heâd still had them and been terrified. Dipper wouldnât even have had that edge.
How come Clockworkâs so-called best versions of eventsâor at least the ones that werenât as bad as the othersâincluded Dipper getting possessed by someone (something?) his grunkle thought was the most dangerous being heâd ever run into? Why was there no version where that didnât happen? Danny was not convinced the world would have ended if heâd been able to ship Dipper a modified Spectre Deflector.
That settled it. Danny was going to have words with Clockwork when he got back.
It wouldnât change anything, but it would make him feel better.
âAnd Weirdmaggedonâ?â
Weirdmaggedon had been exactly what it sounded like and, as far as Danny could tell, pretty much the result Clockwork had hinted at. Theyâd made an interdimensional portal, just like his parents had, and released more than theyâd bargained forâjust like his parents had.
It had also come to an end yesterday, which in Dannyâs opinion was fairly damning evidence that Clockwork had been onto him the whole time, pulling strings Danny hadnât ever been aware of to keep him away from here.
So why had he finally stopped pulling strings?
Danny was sure he was where he needed to be right now: here, even if he was much later than heâd wanted. He still clearly remembered how adamant Clockwork had been that Danny hadnât been dropped in here to blatantly interfereâthat is, help in some concrete fashion that constituted real helpingâbecause he figured these guys could handle the situation, even if whatever Danny had done would help them get up to speed faster.
Handle it they had, apparently, even if it had gone off worse than it should have.
So if he hadnât been drafted to do anything about thatâif he genuinely couldnât have helpedâthen why go through all that in the first place? Clockwork could have achieved something incredibly similar by freezing time for thirty seconds, finding that passage heâd written in the journal, and leaving it open where Stan could see it when Dipper and Mabel were around. Whatever heâd tried to say, he hadnât needed Danny. Dannyâs presence hardly counted as minimal interference alongside that, and it wouldâve been easier for Clockwork to achieve.
Crud, what had Clockwork told him when heâd gotten here the first time? Why couldnât he remember? It mightâve been important, in that roundabout way Clockwork sometimes said important stuff without seeming to say it. (Really, now that Danny had gotten to know him better, he figured Clockwork played it straight about fifty percent of the time, and most of that was under the watchful eye of the Observants. Or maybe these Time Police people, since Danny had no doubt that Clockwork knew about them.)
Maybe Danny hadnât been able to keep his word to his friends about coming right back, and maybe he hadnât helped as much as heâd wanted to back then, but he was back now, and he could help now.
He knew what it was like to use humour as a coping mechanism, to build a shield out of sarcasm and spears out of bad puns.
He remembered avoiding stuff and leaving as quickly as he could once an uncomfortable topic came upâand not always because such topics were sometimes accompanied by prototypes that had successfully locked onto him as a ghost.
He still picked something to focus on sometimes when he needed a distraction from the reality of a situation gone from bad to worse. Heâd often thrown himself fully into a situation in an effort to help even if he should have first stopped to think things through more so he didnât put himself at as much risk. Heâd taken arguably stupid risks when theyâd had a big reward because heâd been betting that heâd get through it more or less intact, especially when doing so had meant helping someone he cared about.
When it came down to it, he understoodâessentiallyâwhere these guys were coming from.
He wasnât that different.
And that, at least, was something he did remember Clockwork making a point about.
âIâm sorry I wasnât there to help,â he said. âI wish I could have been.â
The sentiment was true, and the words were certainly not something heâd utter lightly, even if this wasnât Amity Park.
Dipper shrugged and looked down at his feet. âItâs okay. You got home like you wanted, right?â
âYeah, butââ Excuses werenât something they needed to hear right now. He glanced at Ford and saw understanding in his eyes, not condemnation, so that was something at least. Of course, Ford hadnât met him until now, so he was hardly the first person Danny needed real understanding from to feel better about this whole thing. âMaybe I can help now, if youâll let me?â
Dipper made no show of hiding the confusion on his face when he looked up at Danny. âHelp how?â
âFor starters, I can listen if you ever need to talk. I know what itâs like to watch someone else control your body. But I can also help you learn how to stop that so it never happens again.â He hesitated. âIâd need to know more details about your possession, but if youâre willing to share them, Iâm sure I can find a way to make sure he can never get inside your head again. Or anyone else, either.â
âWithout surgery?â
The question came from Ford, and Danny raised an eyebrow. That seemed too far out of left field to not be relevant in some way he didnât understand. âYeah, without surgery. If itâs not something that can be dealt with in a mind over matter way by strengthening your will and resisting so strongly that you donât consciously know youâre resistingâwhich is a thing so donât tell me itâs not; my dadâs done that for agesâthen itâs just a matter of modifying one of my parentsâ original inventions.â
âYour parents are inventors?â
Danny nodded. âAnd paranormal scientists with a focus on ghosts, meaning I wasnât entirely surprised when I found a secret lab in the basement last time I was here. Thatâs kinda where I expect labs to be, even if they arenât secret.â
âI wonder if Iâve seen any of their work.â
âYou mightâve, but they havenât published for a while, just filed for patents. I can tell you more about them later.â Danny looked back at Dipper. âMeeting them might not be a bad idea, though, especially if you want to think about doing an internship with them in a few years. Well, with me, but I work with themââ
âAn internship?â Dipper repeated.
Danny rubbed the back of his neck. âLike, a summer job if you want to do something while youâre in high school, or a gap year if you want some money for college, or something for course credit if youâre in college. I could make it happen if youâre interested. You or Mabel or both of you.â
Dipper blinked and stole a glance at Ford before facing Danny again. âYouâreâ Youâre offering to be my mentor?â
Was he?
He was, wasnât he?
He could do for the Pines twins what Vlad had never been able to do for him, though not for lack of trying.
That was it. That was the point of this entire thing. He was sure of it. Clockwork had gotten him exactly where he thought Danny needed to be and left Danny to his own devices long enough to do what Clockwork had planned all along.
Danny couldnât even be mad at him. It wasnât the worst idea in the world; Dipper and Mabel were good kids, and they could use some guidance when it came to arming themselves against possession. If nothing else, learning how to modify something to help them in a tight situation would undoubtedly serve them well.
Besides, if doing this prevented something worse than this Weirdmaggedon thing from happening? Or prevented it from happening again where it could spread beyond the boundaries of Gravity Falls? Danny would do whatever he could to stop that.
And from the little heâd heard of this Bill Cipher character, he wasnât convinced that it was the end.
Not forever.
Not if there was any possible way for Bill to free himself or claw his way back to this reality or whatever could happen if things went sideways again.
âI want to do some digging before you agree to anything, but I suspect you could do worse,â Ford said quietly as he reached over to put a hand on Dipperâs shoulder. âStanâs well on his way to recovering all his memories, but weâve still got a lot of catching up to do.â
âRecovââ Danny stopped as his mind processed what Ford had said.
He didnât need to ask, not really.
He could guess.
Gravity Falls was where Clockwork had gotten that memory-erasing gun.
âCome on, you can meet him again,â Dipper said, turning to lead the way back to Stan. With Ford following behind them and Stan watching them come, it was hard not to feel penned in.
Danny offered them a smile as he got closer. âUm, hi, Iâmââ
ââthe messenger boy,â Stan said. His voice didnât hold any malice, and thankfully he didnât sound like he was ready to toss Danny off his property for not giving them a proper warning about all of this. Of course, Danny wasnât entirely sure how much had Stan remembered and how much Mabel and Soos had filled him in before Danny had walked over here. âYeah, I remember you. Youâre late.â
Youâre late was infinitely better than youâre too late, even if Danny knew the latter was true.
âBut Iâm here to help now,â Danny said quickly, âif youâll take my help?â He included Soos in his look, thinking the man had as much right to weigh in on that decision as the rest of them.
Soosâs answer was a small smile that Danny took as forgiveness for bailing on them, even if he wasnât sure Soos really meant it that way. Stanâs counter was more to point. âHow can you help?â
âWell.â Danny glanced over his shoulder at Wendy, who had given up the pretense of not eavesdropping and was watching them with crossed arms. âIâm a lot better at fixing stuff than I used to be. Why donât I start with helping you get everything ready for the reopening?â
âIâll find you some tools,â Soos said as Stan grunted something that must have been an affirmative. At least, no one argued with Soos, which meant no one was arguing with Danny.
It wasnât the help heâd imagined heâd give. Acting as a sort of mentor to two (soon-to-be?) teens whoâd been caught up in something much bigger than they couldâve anticipated hadnât been on his bucket list, either, but this felt right. It may have come about as a result of Clockworkâs meddling, but Danny couldnât bring himself to mind. It didnât feel like Clockwork was making him do something anymore. This was his choice, and he was deciding to help his friends however he could.
Clockwork had once asked him if he thought heâd only helped one personâor at least influenced only one personâs path. Something like that. Either way, Danny hadnât entirely understood what heâd meant at the time.
He did now.
Catching up with each other might take time, and it might be a slower rebuilding of friendship with them than it would have been had he gotten here earlier, but theyâd get there eventually.
After Soos walked down the steps, Mabel pushed the toolbox farther away and scooted closer to Stan before patting the steps beside her. Dipper claimed a spot at Stanâs feet, so Danny sat where Mabel indicated.
Mabel slipped her hand into his and squeezed it. âIâm glad youâre back,â she whispered. âIâm glad youâre okay.â
âIâm glad Iâm back, too.â He wanted to echo her sentiment that he was glad they were okay, but he wasnât sure they were. Not yet. Not completely.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 12/?
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Gravity Falls
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Ford Pines, Bill Cipher, Gertrude Robinson, James Wright (The Magnus Archives), Fiddleford H. McGucket, Eric Delano, Michael Shelley, Emma Harvey, Jonah Magnus, Original Elias Bouchard, Stan Pines, Peter Lukas, The Tundra Crew (The Magnus Archives), Agnes Montague, Simon Fairchild, Adelard Dekker
Summary:
Things play out slightly differently in Gravity Falls, and Ford becomes suspicious of his muse before he understands the full truth of his portal project. This brings him to the Magnus Institute to look for information about Bill Cipher, and he finds himself put into the role of archival assistant under Gertrude Robinson.