At this unsurprising admission Romeo decided to move on with clarifications, “So why am I here”, they asked Dr Gerard Who.

Gerard paused and stared solemnly around the many levers and glowing buttons of the tardis. Maybe this would be a little challenging to explain. Gerard was prone to underestimating challenges and this one might not actually be so “pumpkin peasy motherfucker”. Now, where to begin?

"Basically, dude" began 16th Doctor, sex symbol and cultural icon hottest man ever Gerard Way

"N is not what they seem".

"WHAT!"

"Yeah dude I know", Gerard deciding to go all the Way- “have you ever wondered why N looks so much like me in my danger days era?”

“Well sure” Romeo answered. It was a mystery to everyone how anyone could achieve that level of manic sexy,

like what.

“Well, for starters I took advantage of that” grinned Gerard Who. “I used my Emo Screwdriver to make N too depressed to come to school today and switched places with them to give you that note. "You see, I need your help.”

Temporarily sidetracked, Romeo realised THAT was why N seemed to have an extra edge today. Despite Mr Balenciaga’s efforts, nobody could take their eyes off N.

THEY HAD BEEN THE REAL THING

*sigh*

Romeo accepted Gerard Who simply had undeniable aura.

“So what else?”, Romeo prompted.

Gerard fixed his gaze on Romeo stoically.

“I don’t know how else to say this”, he blushed-

“N is a horcrux”

What. “Like in harry potter?? Surely G-Who is enough of a crossover without bringing potter into this?” Romeo asked, sardonically.

Gerard angered.

“You know what they do to guys like us in prison!!” Gerard remonstrated, “This is no joke!”

“These are Dangerous Days.”

Romeo realised they better take Gerard a little more seriously. There was something really important he needed to say.

Just then, Romeo looked down and realised they were holding Gerard’s emo screwdriver.

“Look into the emo screwdriver” instructed Way-Who.

“Uh-” Romeo was uncertain but their vision exploded before they could object. Figures began to differentiate from the agonising emo darkness- Gerard was trying to show them something!

A coven of witches were hunched over a spitting cauldron. One was wearing a goofy fucking tophat, the other had spiked hair and the third had admittedly very good cheekbones. Their pallid skin was lit by the glow of the cauldron as they repeated:

You’re like a dark cloud that follows me around like a virus with no cure

You’re like an angry crowd and I’m a riot in the streets

Gerard Way’s a cheap little whore!

They were building something… Romeo was getting scared…

You’re like a dark cloud that follows me around like a virus with no cure

You’re like an angry crowd and I’m a riot in the streets

Gerard Way’s a cheap little whore!

Out of the cauldron, emerged N.

The scene percolated into clarity, the coven was comprised of Remington Leith, Sebastian Danzig, and Emerson Barrett.

It was Palaye Royale.