✨🪄🐇 Abracadabra (DTIYS) + Small Story 🥕🪄✨
CW: Lots of yap, and some language (though nothing extreme)
“Pretty, pretty pleeeeaaaase, Sharon? It’ll just be a one-time thing, I promise!” Randy pleaded, practically begging on his knees at that point.
Sharon still shook her head, in both frustration and embarrassment, because what her husband was asking her was… weird. Weirder than any other thing he’s done, which was a world record in itself. “Randy, don’t you remember what happened last time you put on a magic show? Like hell I’m gonna be joining that!”
“Honey, I swear to you, once you take part in the show, that’s it. No more bugging from me. I won’t ask you to do this again.”
His wife gave a deep sigh, and finally caved in, mostly to get him to stop asking. “Ok, ok. If you keep your word that I won’t have to do it again, I’ll do it.”
Randy’s face lit up with delight, knowing that he’s gonna give his revised show his all. “Oh, thank you, thank you! And, I’ll also make sure that it won’t be a disaster like before.”
“I sure hope it won’t. Although, I have to ask, why did you choose me to be the rabbit? Couldn’t you have gotten an actual one?”
“I’d thought I’d try and spice things up. Why have boring old bunnies, when you could have the next best thing? And besides, sex sells.”
He then put both of his hands on her shoulders. “Sharon, listen. Trust me on this. Everything's gonna be just fine. You’ll be having the time of your life during the show, everyone’s gonna love you.”
“Alright, Randy, I believe you. From how you described it, maybe things won’t be so bad this time. Plus, I’ve been wanting to try and get out of the house more recently.”
Fast forward to a couple of hours later, the show was about to begin. Nearly almost every single seat was taken up by virtually the whole neighborhood. The parents, their kids, the school staff, and other adults were present. Even Stan and Shelly were in the audience, given front row seats by Papa Marsh himself.
He did tell the kids that he would be redoing his magic show, but Sharon feigned sickness, claiming that she wasn’t able to go. Yet, little did the youngsters know that they were in for one surprise.
Meanwhile, backstage, the Amazingly Randy was all set, dressed head to toe in his iconic garb. The only thing missing was, of course, his beautiful bunny. Just before he was about to make his way to the dressing room to check on how she was doing, that’s when she walked in.
Mrs. Marsh was looking just as stylish as her partner, all decked out in a dazzling gown that wasn’t too revealing, nor too modest. Albeit, it did somewhat hug her curves. Stunned by her appearance, Randy stared at Sharon in astonishment for what seemed like a minute, before he snapped back to reality and composed himself.
“Oh my god, Sharon, you look… wonderful.”
“Thanks, honey. My apologies for the holdup, by the way. I’ll have to admit that… maybe I spent a little too much time checking myself out in the mirror. ‘Cause, I gotta say, this outfit kinda suits me.”
Randy was trying (and failing miserably) to hide his flustered face, so he chuckled and tried to change the subject. “Eh heh, sure does…”
“So, what’s been going on while I was changing? Did everyone already arrive?”
“They sure did! The kids are here too, and they got a front row seat, courtesy of their old man.”
“Oh good! Everything is in place.”
Sharon then walked closer to her husband, hands clasped. “Please, Randy, tell me you won’t do anything brainless during the show?”
“Hey, Sharon, I made good on my word not asking you to participate in my magic shows again, so of course I won’t do any funny business during this one. At least, I’ll try not to.”
His better half crossed her arms, and made a face at him after he said that, prompting him to start chuckling. “I’m just pullin’ your leg. I promise I won’t be stupid throughout it.”
“Sometimes, I hate it when you do that to me.”
Notwithstanding, both of them would go on to have a blast. The couple brought out the best in each other with their performances. It also turns out Randy was right, it seems that the bunny girl was more of a hit than a real rabbit.
In spite of that, there was some disturbance as the performance went on. But it wasn’t from the show, moreso from the audience. Once Cartman realized that Stan’s mom was part of the show, he began to relentlessly make fun of him for it, causing a little bit of a commotion. Kyle, on the other hand, defended his best friend. He also pointed out that the fat kid had no room to talk, since his own mom dresses in the same type of clothing as what Sharon was wearing onstage.
Pissed off over being rightfully called out, Cartman was about to throw a punch at Kyle, until he noticed… the spotlight was suddenly on him. His outburst was loud enough to catch the attention of the magical duo, resulting in Randy inviting him to partake in the next act, being sawed in half.
Immediately regretting his actions, Cartman tried to sit back down in his seat and keep quiet. Unfortunately for him, luck was not on his side that evening, as the other kids in the crowd would continuously egg him on to do it. Knowing that they wouldn’t stop until he complied, he got sick of everyone’s chanting, and got up onstage to get it over with.
Sharon whispered to Randy, telling him that he better go easy on Eric. He reassures Sharon that nothing bad will happen to him in the course of the trick. And he would be correct, it was a quick and painless process. Mayhaps that might’ve taught Eric a lesson on not to be such a hellion, but knowing him, it probably didn’t have much (if not any) of an effect on him.
Meanwhile, in another area in the crowd, there was Shelly, seated beside Kenny’s big bro, Kevin. Though unlike what her own brother had to go through, she didn’t create too much attention to herself, but instead had her hands covering her face, both mortified and exasperated at what was currently happening. It would’ve been tolerable if it was just solely her dad in the performance, but her mom had to join in, too?! It didn’t help that her crush had to watch the whole thing with her.
Nevertheless, Kevin noticed Shelly basically shrinking in her seat from secondhand embarrassment, and tried to console her. He tells her that he thinks that it’s cool that her parents are the stars of the show, and points out how much the audience has enjoyed their acts so far, hoping that’ll get her to lighten up.
While it didn’t 100% work, hearing Kevin say that made Shelly a little less on edge. She was still intensely cringing, but hey, she at least knew there was a silver lining to this.
Soon, the show started to come to an end. Randy and Sharon headed backstage, with the latter being very bubbly. “That was so much fun! Thank god this didn’t turn out to be a disaster. And perhaps, maybe I could help out a little more in the future.”
Randy gasped with excitement. “Holy shit, does that mean you’ll officially be a part of the shows?! This is awesome news! I even came up with duo names for us, like, “The Spellbinding Spouses”, or, “The Marvelous Marshes”, or, better yet… “The Amazingly Randy and Sensational Sharon”! We could tour all over Colorado and-”
Sharon became progressively annoyed throughout her husband’s never-ending jabbering, and silenced him by putting her finger on his lips. “Don’t push it, now.”
“Ah, sorry. Got a little too happy when you said that.”
“However, I might be able to squeeze in on some dates, though I probably won’t be working full-time. Still, that doesn’t mean I enjoyed the performance any less. Let me tell you something, honey, sometimes your silliness pays off, and I genuinely love doing these fun things with you.”
“Ditto! Little secret incoming, I wanted to give most of the act’s attention to you. Because, to put it simply, I felt like you deserved it. No other woman in this world can compare to you, ‘cause damn, you’re gorgeous inside and out. Our kids couldn’t be more lucky to have a mom like you.”
Randy proceeded to pull a hidden red rose from under his left sleeve, and held it out for his woman. Sharon grabbed the rose, accepting the kind-hearted gesture. “Oh, Randy! You really shouldn’t have.”
Seeing his wife so happy made him happy as well. Her loving smile was able to light up an entire room.
“But, speaking of which, I wanna add onto something. Part of me thinks that you might’ve enjoyed my performance a lot more than how you expressed it.”
“Isn’t it obvious? When I first walked out of the dressing room in my costume, you started getting all hot and bothered. Christ’s sake, your whole face turned beet red. Perchance that’s the only reason why you wanted me to cooperate with you in the first place…”
Randy started heavily blushing while stammering, desperate to find a good excuse to counteract his wife’s accusation. But it was so evident. Even the most smooth-brained person could see right through him. However, Sharon would surprise him with a smooch. “Oh calm down, honey. I’m only teasing you. I sorta guessed early on.”
“Wait, so you’re not mad?”
“Why would I be mad at you for that? I don’t mind feeling hot once in a while. This dress makes me feel so magical.”
“Phew, you had me worried for a second. Now, with that being said… can I have a slice of some of that carrot cake?”
Hope y’all had a wonderful Easter 🐰 🐣
Been workin’ on the above short story for a long while if you couldn’t tell. But I think I put in a little too much lore dumping lol
Sorry that more life stuff got in the way that prevented me from posting this much much earlier. I've been taking summer classes since early June (so wish college wasn't a thing/srs), while still trying to find and reconnect with myself. Still, better late than never, I'm always happy to present more Sharandy slop with you guys.
I had so much fun designing Sharon’s outfit. I tried to make it go well alongside Randy’s fit, and it surprisingly evolved a lot from its original idea. She was at first going to be dressed as your standard playboy bunny, then it transitioned to a miniskirt dress, to a pantsuit, to finally becoming what you’re currently seeing, a cute fluffy pastel pink and white evening gown. Although I kept some of the first concept’s ideas such as the bunny ears.
Funnily enough, I didn’t realize this until working on it halfway, I might’ve made Sharon unintentionally look like Jessica Rabbit. Thankfully their designs have way more differences than similarities, so Michael Rodent won’t come after me with a lawsuit ✌🏾
Also, if you already read the title, I’ve turned this into a Draw This In Your Style Challenge!! This isn’t my first time making one, I made one back in 2023, but that one was a total flop because nobody participated in it 😕
So I’m trying this again, but this time with a series that has more of an active fandom. Though before y’all begin making your entries, here’s a couple of rules/reminders:
• Traditional art (such as sketches, paintings, etc.)
• 3D stuff (such as Blender)
• Slightly suggestive, but still SFW entries
• AI “art” (pick up a fecking pencil already ✏️)
• NSFW/18+/F3t1sh entries
• Stealing or tracing others’ work
• Any hateful or overtly offensive entries
Make sure to also use the tag #SpelltacularSharandyDTIYS to mention me. I’d be over the moon to see your guys’ take on my fanart ^ o ^
Last but certainly not least, there’s no prizes or deadline, so 0 pressure. Even though this was initially made for Easter, you’re free to redraw this whenever you want, no matter the date, like during October or February for example. Be nice to each other, and have fun drawing, folks!
^ Another close up of the underrated duo 🐰 🪄
^ Scuffed concept sketches of Sharon
^ Bunny Sharon Moodboard/Lookbook
