#gerty fail

When Gerty was a child, she once cracked open a clock and licked the gears clean.

Henry put a small couch he found on the curb into the back room. He used this to crash on after he stayed up late working on a clock and didn't want to walk up their death trap stairs in the middle of the night. Marietta told him to stop, but he convinced her to let him keep it so toddler Gerty could take naps in the same room they were working in.

Gerty tried to unionize the clock shop when she was 10. This did not work because her siblings were 4 and 3, and as such, were not employees.

Everytime the Fails try to bake anything it takes literally all day because they suck at it.

Gerty has an unusually high spice tolerance.