#german posts

top 5 titles you wanna call a domme in german

:: all can be prefaced with ‘meine’ = my

göttin — goddess 

gebieterin — commander

herrin — mistress, lady (”ja, herrin” meaning yes, ma’am is your standard reply for giving an order 😛)

königin — queen

meisterin — mistress

top 10 names you wanna call your sub

:: for the sake of completion, and we got lots of those 😄

diener — butler

[guter] junge/ [gutes] mädchen — good boy/girl

kleiner (m.) — small one

fickstück — fuckface or: piece of fuck 

dummes kleines ding — stupid little thing

sklave — slave (more used in written form with the name)

kätzchen — kitty

häschen — bunny

mein schöner (m.) — lit. my beautiful, my handsome boy

süßer (m.) süße (f.) — cutie, sweet one

top 5 best exclamations from a sub

:: to fully answer the question ✍️

bitte — please

beiß mich — bite me

härter — harder

mehr — more

gibs mir — give it to me 

top 5 ways to tease your sub

:: for the extra mile and to rile my subby audience 😈

etwa so? — like this, huh?

willst du mehr? — you want more?

ach ja? — you think so?

erbärmlich. 😤 — pathetic.

oh, i can imagine. B1 german is mostly focused on reading/writing text if i’m not mistaken. 

the easiest stuff you can learn to read to practice is in rural boulevard magazines. those are gold mines, especially because there are plenty of english phrases involved. everything short and sweet. it goes like this: ‘news aus der kelly family: michael patrick’s geständnis!’ — ‘news from the kelly family: michael patrick’s confession!’. (this is just an example, nothing against michael patrick. he’s sweet 😌) at the same time, you learn about german folklore, can solve crosswords, read health tips and short crime stories, steal recipes, find your zodiac prediction, and learn what celebrities and tv series germany is currently hyping up. the language is a bit dramatic given the genre, you have to mind that 😂 

give diy countryside magazines a try (e.g. landlust), similar concept and very useful, always illustrated in such a pretty way. you can see our landscapes and houses in their full splendor which is a delectable read. the phrases are a lot more complex, however. but! you can gather substantial vocab on lifestyle, nature, travel. these are topics that are guaranteed to pop up in your lessons.

as always, i recommend listening to catchy german music/rap hailing from berlin. there’s quite a portion of artists that have easy and clean lyrics that you can study back and forth. adel tawil, andrea berg, nena, tim bendzko, mark forster, lena meyer-landrut, andreas bourani, clueso, fanta 4 (more complex phrases), silbermond, helene fischer, peter maffay, andreas gabalier (austrian accent). our charts and beats are pretty decent, you will find a ton of furious bops 🔥

we call it the kasus, once you ask the right question you know what you’re dealing with:

omit learning the first case, only the other three need changing in the sentence structure. the plural will be irregular but as a rule of thumb, mold the noun so it rhymes with the article lmao!

bienenstich (classic 12-ingredient-recipe / vegan version) is the cake of my youth! 😭 every german would trade their soul for it. the glazed almonds,,, the vanilla cream filling,,, the rustic look it has to it,,,

crying tears as i type this. here go 21 german treats, sorted by which member would be their greatest fan. some snacks aren’t exclusively german but they have a high level of infamity here so i’ll include them.

pretzels — you can smile through them which is what hobi would do lmao!

aachen gingerbread — hard as fuck to chew and it looks like a brick. jungkook can use it for martial arts purposes

prinzenrolle — jimin’s #1 choice. the mascot is a prince

katje’s — yoongi since it’s cat-shaped

milka — known for its violet packaging. taehyung will purple this

milchschnitte — this snack is baby boy culture. every milk enthusiast is hooked for eternity. so, jungkook of course

berlin-style curry sausage — spicy, phallic, and worldwide famous which is perfect for meme lord seokjin

kinder surprise egg — has action figures to collect on the inside. that’s a hobi thing

dr. oetker — the hallmark of a classy person who likes vintage. taehyung alert

manner (austrian snack) — another sexy wafer in extremely pink packaging. jin would like it 100%

maxi king — it’s called large king i mean hello. namjoon is a perfect fit 

pretzel sticks — makes you look like a farmer with a blade of grass hanging from your lip. i nominate taehyung

ritter sport — rainbow-colored chocolate with funny adverts. that’s hobi style

apfelringe — extremely, furiously sour. jungkook is surely masochistic enough 

nutella — this snack plunges the entirety of our grumpy nation into public discussions every year (texture change, what kind of noun marker it has etc) so this is made for a badass. yoongi

raffaelo — screams jk. excuse the dank, but this snack has a coconut coating

knoppers — according to its famous ad you have to eat it at 9:30 AM. RM is bts’ early bird so this is his snack

maoam — hoseok. it has hip-thrusting fruits on it

leibniz — a stack of cookies for kookie, it’s in a practical bag that you can likely sneak into award shows very well

tic tac — smol and you can make a rap beat by shaking it. this one’s for min(t) suga

toffifee — you are legally obligated to share it in a group so this one’s ot7

ich wollte nur sagen dass ich mich mega freue dass du mein yoongi satoori video verlinkt hast da ich dir länger schon folge hahah ^^

hey gern geschehen was für eine überraschung 👍 wusste gar nicht dass mir youtuber folgen, sehr coole sache tbh, bin geehrt. ich nehme an du bist auch ein yoongi stan, wir sind schon eine unaufhaltsame deutsche kitty guy truppe lmao! ich liebe seine stimme und den lässigen akzent. so raspy und tief ♡ toll das du videos dazu machst, hut ab you’re feeding us, das ist 1A content und nimmt sicher viel zeit in anspruch beim zusammenschneiden.

nice, leipzig has a lot of gothic architecture. as your eternal black forest enthusiast freiburg’s gonna have my vote.

bonus: i also nominate five scenic places for some fairy tale eye candy.

the interesting thing is. what english speakers consider a german chocolate cake will confuse any pretzel native. because it was invented in the states 😂 i myself have never heard about it until now.

if you say ‘chocolate cake’ in my region in particular, we refer to the cherry/cream black forest cake with alcohol (recipe here), not the pecan one (recipe with coconut frosting here).