#generic posts

guys i don't have enough money to fly to nevada to storm area 51 on september 20th and then fly to scotland the next day to storm loch ness,,,,,, guys my alien is gonna be so disappointed when we can't see nessie,,, :((((

my mood right now is when you're watching kitchen nightmares on hulu with subtitles on and you get to the intro and the subtitles say [ aggressive surfer music ].

Apparantly Theseus, the one who killed the Minotaur, Procrustes, and a number of other scoundrels, was a twink. He was such a twink, that his own father, Aegeus, king of Athens, did not recognise him. And above all else, he was a ginger twink. I feel like this is important to know.

Hey kids important question can people tell me if my inbox is open pls

I've decided that I'm bi, leaning towards girls and only liking others if they're mothman.