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PJO Episode 7 Memes
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Frankelda: (Punches Procrustes) THAT'S FOR MURDERING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Procrustes: who the?
Book Hernaval: She's talking about me! I'm the love of your life?
Frankelda: I don't know I'm still angry at you!
Procrustes: Herneval, how are you-
Frankelda: (smacks Procrustes again) AND THAT'S FOR TRYING TO STEAL MY STORIES!
So, I believe changing Medusa into a victim is a little problematic since they have to kill her anyway, and then they don't kill Procrustes despite him murdering people. It was a little strange to me that they changed Hades to being cordial and slightly goofy, since he was more intimidating in the books. However, after thinking about it I think that it's actually accurate to the myths. While, yeah, the Greeks found Hades scary, in his stories he's always very accommodating. He was a very loving husband to Persephone, he let Hercules visit and take things more than once, let Orpheus try to bring his wife back, wasn't involved in the harsh punishments, didn't often get involved in things, etc.
If I could make one change, I'd have him look the same as the books (10 feet tall, black robes, sitting on the throne, 'omg this guy is evil and terrifying') and then the second he talks he acts the same as he did in the episode and then people realize that they got the wrong idea about this guy. Maybe be a little irritated that they're accusing him, but otherwise fine.

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There's something so funny about the god of travelers sending them to the murderer of travelers to get into the underworld
I love how they mentioned that Procrustes is a son of Poseidon, and that he still gets to live as Hades' guard dog, killing travelers that Hermes sends despite being a murderous freak but Percy is going to punished for the crime of being born and a crime that he's framed for, and wouldn't logically make sense for him to do.
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