nah dude, it’s a headcanon. but the tagline ‘i headcanon peter parker as a trans boy’ was too long so i shortened it.

“My secretary said that you wanted to speak to someone about a book?” Even though she’s a CEO, she’s also hiding a secret about her lineage. It’s never really necessary to talk about, but being half angel, she always has some differences in sharpness. “I’ll happily answer any questions.” Though she is suspicious. // @geminusx

OH GOSH no I feel u there. I used to write in 2009 like this cringey self-insert s/tar tr/ek fanfiction it’s so problematic so glad i’ve gloed up

Hungover with a pounding headache, why did the other insist on talking? He didn’t even catch on to what they were rambling on about. Glancing up at them with squinted eyes his voice came out quiet. “Could you just, I don’t know. Like, shut up for a minute? Thanks.” Sighing before he lets out a painful groan, this was a bitch. Drinking and alcohol itself was all fun and games, but once morning came it wasn’t as pretty. Returning back to his position of being curled up on the couch he glanced back over in their direction. “If you’re going to be here and bother me, can you at least grab that blanket there and those Tylenols?”