#gekz

Gekz: GOD DAMN

Me: /pats you

me: so was it stinky

Gekz: lawl

Gekz: yes

me: v good

Gekz: innit

Gekz: the sound it made

Gekz: oh

Gekz: my

Gekz: god

Shea: did it make you die a little inside

Gekz: not really

Gekz: I just found it difficult to masturbate to

me: oh

Syn: lolol ESPANOL

Gekz: I don't speak slave.

Gekz: wait

Gekz: sorry

Gekz: that's portuguese

Syn: WHITE SUPREMACIST

Gekz: yes and

Gekz: being white is best colour

Syn: white = no colour excuse you

Gekz: "white" the skin colour is a colour

Syn: beige

Gekz: it's not a lack of tone

Gekz: it's just a definition

Gekz: more like pale sexual gray

Gekz: such pleasantry

Syn: OH WHAT LIGHT BEYOND THERE YONDER BREAKS

Syn: or something

Gekz: what

Gekz: just what

Gekz: so I get off the bus

and the zip goes

PEWPEW YOU FAT PRICK

and blows away

I was moderately amused

get into work

go to HR

"I need safety clips"

she pulls out some clips, no questions are asked

and in her hand

2 safety pins

and a paperclip

lol so then I put in the safety pins

and told twitter

twitter was like

WATCH OUT FOR YOUR PENIS

thanks twitter

I know not to stab my penis with pins now