#gdiproblems

Yeaaaaa. It's great that you're in a sorority and all... But no one besides you cares about it.  And in ten years you won't care either.  Congrats on initiation and stuff but really? 

I actually don't even need a special club house and letters to make everlasting bonds with my friends.  Fancy that.  But if you do thats fine.  That's totally fine.  I respect it.  But please, PLEASE don't shove it in my face.  Stop facebooking about your "sisters"  because they are not that.  They are probably only acquaintances.  You've only been in this sorority for like a week...  You probably don't even know anyone's name yet.  I know you are so excited to wear your symbols of sisterhood and pins of glory and shit but please.  Calm down honey.

Being greek is awesome!  It's a supercool opportunity and if I went to your school I would be in one too, maybe I would have a completely different look on it. But that's just not the case. And as an outsider... goooood LORD girl, you just look like a fool.

Sincerely,