Today on 'I'm Going To Beat My Deity With A Wooden Spoon' news: Bastard broke into my dreams, interrupting a very intense fight, to tell me that I should make cookies today because, and I quote, "Saturdays are Cookie Days". 😐

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Today on 'I'm Going To Beat My Deity With A Wooden Spoon' news: Bastard broke into my dreams, interrupting a very intense fight, to tell me that I should make cookies today because, and I quote, "Saturdays are Cookie Days". 😐

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"Would you like a cookie?"
“If there are cookies involved, I need the entire box, not just the one.”
Loki is in a m o o d and he wants Tony :|
@oncedeadliesmith replied to your post: " Vanity, definitely my favourite sin. "
“You notice?” the trickster replied with mock surprise and a teasing tone, “I’m /touched/.”
“Of course I notice - half of the time something hanging off of you is shining green with the smallest of light sources.”
thanos lost his hair from dealing with everyone SHIT of failure.

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Peter needs Paternal Figures [Closed]
Often, the teenage hero would wake up from nightmares. Not uncommon for any of the Avengers, really, as most of them carried a background less than pleasant. Peter often dreamt of his fight against the Vulture; that moment under the collapsed warehouse did a number on him. This time though, the boy woke up in cold sweat following a nightmare about his Uncle Ben. His heart still bore guilt, one that weighed his chest down and made breathing difficult. The boy jumped out of bed and slipped out of the room he’d been given at the compound, headed towards the closest common room for a fresh cup of water and (hopefully) something to busy his mind. He didn’t expect company at this hour of the night. Peter walked into the room, hair standing to one side as a result of sleeping in an awkward position, shirt soaked with sweat, and darkness beneath his eyes. He headed towards the minifridge right away, not paying attention to his surroundings. @seesbetterfromadistance
Writing about a gender-shifting shapechanger like WTF ARE EVEN PRONOUNS
Grumpy Grinch Loki: I hate happy holidays... Time for a little... CHAOS!