#gdheavyarms

NAME: Heath AGE APPEARANCE: Late 20s GENDER: Male SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Bi with a heavy bias towards women (look I made a pun!) HAIR COLOR: Red HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: Short. Tousled Beatles haircut (think Yu Narukami with a cowlick on top) EYES COLOR: Dark green HEIGHT: 6'2" DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): Freckles on his face, shoulders and hips (though lightly). Tattoo of a machine gun belt around his left bicep.

PERSONALITY

..WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM: Grinning and eager ..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU): Grinning even more, usually trying to bug you playfully or play harmless pranks. ..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU):  Moody and sarcastic, usually sneering instead of grinning. FAVORITE COLOR: Red and orange. FAVORITE FOOD: Meat FAVORITE ANIMAL: Partridge; easy to kill and meaty! FAVORITE INSTRUMENT:  Horns of all sorts. He plays the tuba and the trumpet (though not very well). FAVORITE ELEMENT: Fire LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Pastels, he likes his saturation LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Veggies LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: Peacocks (because wtf why are the males so PRETTY?) LEAST FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: He's not picky LEAST FAVORITE ELEMENT: Water HOBBIES: Marksmanship, going to shooting ranges, hunting, collecting guns and gun magazines USUAL MOOD: Happy DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: He drinks on occasion. HOW SERIOUS ARE THEY: Depends on the situation. SOFT SPOT/VULNERABILITY: Shelly OPINION ON SWEARING: He doesn't care, he swears ALL THE TIME DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: Daredevil COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: Temperate climate so that he can be comfortable in his designer shirts SLEEPING PATTERN:  He always falls asleep on his side with one hand on the gun under his pillow. He's a light sleeper who hears everything around. Usually wakes up at the other end of the bed if he can go undisturbed the whole night. CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: Pretty clean all things considered. His guns are cleaned once a day even if they aren't use, the rest is well organized. HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: Shooting range or flicking through gun magazines. Likes reading wikipedia articles about guns too. BIGGEST SECRET: He's got freckles on his ASS! Also his fear of getting shot. FEARS: Getting shot COMFORTS: The sound of a crackling fire, the smell of stew (not Catherine's though).

HOW DO THEY ACT WHEN THEY...

ARE SAD: Moody, will avoid the "are you okay?" question. If pestered enough he'll reply like a dejected child. ARE HAPPY: Hyper and curious, pretty much in your face all the time. ARE ANGRY: Yelling at the top of his lungs, most words replaced by swears (usually fuck in many forms) ARE AFRAID: Tries not to let it show, hands stayed balled in fists the entire time as they inch towards a gun holster. LOVE SOMEONE: Clingy and possessive though not to the extreme. Becomes more of a worry-wart. HATE SOMEONE: If he sees them he'll glare and maybe scream if they get to close. Will resort to violence very quickly. WANT SOMETHING: Waiting is not in his vocabulary. ARE CONFUSED: Stand there looking like a deer in headlights.

HOW DO THEY REACT TO...

DANGER: Cautiously, first to pull a pistol from a holster and press himself against a wall if he can. Full on infiltrating-cop-mode. SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM: Roll his eyes and try to walk away. If they persist, make faces at the idea and hope they get the point. If all else fails: yell and threaten. PROPOSAL TO MARRY: CONFUSION REIGNS SUPREME! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE GUY PART! DEATH OF LOVED ONE: Silent. Brooding. Stays alone in his room for days and shuts out the rest of the world. His demeanor will permanently be affected depending on how important the person was to him. INJURY: Complain like a big baby. SOMETHING IRRESISTIBLY CUTE: Weird inaudible sounds that don't match his size at all. He does this with little gun lighters and it is the most hilarious thing ever. LOSS OF HOURS OF WORK: Bitch and complain like a big baby.

ROMANCE

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must repost and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)

10 questions

01. What is your favourite word? "Bang. Or maybe fire. Yeah, let's go with that. Double the meaning, double the fun."

02. What is your least favourite word? "It's probably something like 'ceasefire', 'hold your fire' or 'stop shooting'. It's a fucking gun. It's meant to be shot!"

03. What turns you on? "Kitten in the streets, Lion in the sheets." Grins. "I like a lady who knows what she wants. But weird lingerie with like... Bullet straps/patterns/belts would be hot too."

05. What sound do you love? "At the risk of sounding like a fuckin' war monger... I'm gonna say the reload sound a gun makes. But Shenlong's laugh is pretty fuckin' gorgeous though." He's gonna shut up right there before he says something worse.

06. What sound do you hate? "That 'click' of an empty clip." A pause. "I swear to fuckin' god I'm not as insane as all this makes me sound!"

07. What is your favorite curse word? "Fuck. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK!"

08. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? "Can I say assassin? I wanna blow people's heads off. That or like... I mean a mechanic could be fun. But how about something with guns? Royal guard? Mountie? Cop? Weird redneck hermit in the woods with a shotgun? Okay no, scratch that last one... Oh! DEMOLITIONS EXPERT!"

09. What profession would you not like to do? "Something lame like a desk job. I wanna be out there."

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Hmmmm... He's probably gonna say something like 'S Dad's waitin' for ya so get your ass in there before I punt you into a Hell ya dysfunctional twerp'... That or like 'now how the fuck did you manage this?'."

Bonus questions

01. Something most people don’t know about you? "Well you know about the temper. And the love of guns. Oh, well the smell of gunpowder is really nice to me. Like it's not a turn on but I guess under the right circumstances it could be?"

02. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be? "Wrath because I have a fuckin' temper. I'm quick to cool though!"

03. What are some notable flaws? "Easy to heat up but quick to cool. Still trigger happy as fuck."

04. Sexual preference? "I'm a hot-headed motherfucker and the women can't resist me so who am I to resist the ladies? I got me a gorgeous one though but in all fairness I guess Sandy's pretty hot for a dude." He's bi. And full of himself.

05. What position do they sleep in? "However the fuck I want. Depends on the night. Usually on my side with a hand under the pillow."

06. Favourite sexual position? Guilty pleasure? "Gah. Okay remember that collection of Nerf guns? I still have them and I usually just sit around and play with them sometimes when I'm feeling nostalgic. Yeah..." Scratches the back of his head. "But I started spelling obscene shit on the walls with the darts to see how long it would take people to notice. Minimum ten minutes!" He's way to proud of this.

07. If they could change one thing about their lives, what would it be? "I should probably work on that 'shoot first, ask questions later or while shooting' thing."

08. Are you prone to good dreams, nightmares or dreamless sleep? "Weird middle? But when I do dream it's long ones that never finish. I take my frustrations out on the shooting range when that happens."

09. Do they wear any jewelry? If so, does it mean anything to them? "I've got a small loop in my right lobe and a designer watch on my left wrist usually. I saw a chain once that looked like it had bullets between the links that would be cool to own."

My bonus questions

1) Do you have someone you consider your best friend? "Still Sandy, always Sandy."

2) Have you ever thought of having children? Explain why: "I guess? But does a kid want a dad who has like three locked cupboards of guns plus at least five magazine racks just for the gun mags? Have I mentioned the porn mags under the mattress or the cabinet with the ammo in it? Yeah, I'm a safety hazard; kids are cute though."

3) Is love something you can easily define? How do you define love? "You know you love someone when you can spend every waking moment with them feeling like you can get a boner instantly just 'cause it's them." Eloquent as always.

4) What aspect of your personality shame you? "I'm a little too trigger happy. And my temper can be pretty nasty even though it won't last long."

5) Who are the members of your family? "S Dad and the Grampos plus all the 'sibs' since we're not actually related. Buff Ass McTallgeese is totes a part of that too which means so's Cathy." He means Trowa even though he's the buffer one.

6) Do you collect anything? If so, what? "I still have that Nerf gun collection and new ones still attract my attention." He's just a (not-so)kid and life is for Nerf guns!~

7) Describe your fashion style in details: "Sharp. I'm like a lava cake so the outside is just as sexy as what's under all this. Fancy designer shirts, nice dark tight pants that frame my toned butt and clean shoes. I'd drop the swag if I was working somewhere messy though."

8) Which of these would you prefer to be: musician, painter or writer? "None of the above. But I guess scaring an orchestra with horn farts would be the fun one in those three." He plays the tuba and the trumpet.

9)  What food do you enjoy the most? "I'm still a protein person. Give me all of the big juicy meats and I'm a happy camper. Steak with gravy, shrooms and mashed taters is like the best thing. Ever."

10) Would you ever sacrifice your own life for someone else? "Yeah sure. I like my own ass but some people's asses are worth more than mine."