@gcldenbled should not investigate strange places with Ivakir l from here [xxx]
The sorcerer is loathe to touch the statue, already shuffling further backwards a little closer to the woman with a hand clutching at the long, flowing fabric of his jacket to keep it from getting dirty. A dramatic response? Perhaps so. But he was familiar enough with mischief and trickery that his only immediate reaction was one of disgust rather than fear.
        âIt wouldnât be our problem if we just left. Doesnât that sound simpler?â
Iâll just check what's there, don't need to panic.
Usually, after such words you realized that there indeed was a reason to panic. Ivakir was not one of those people who should be taken to dark and evil dungeons. Unless you wanted to commit suicide. As soon as the deadly curious witch pressed a button that was clearly not worth pressing, the statue began to cry blood. Ivakir was looking at the statue, but the statue was not looking at Ivakir (which was alright, because if the statue looked at the witch, she would definitely have shitted in her pants). It was a woman, probably some kind of goddess, with such rounded shapes that it seemed that the man who made her had never seen a real woman.
The witch moved closer and dipped her finger in a red liquid. Whether the statue was cursed or not, she had to check it on herself.
Hmmm, it tastes like water.
"Yeah, itâs blood," the witch said her expert opinion after taking a red finger out of her mouth. She clearly didn't know the feeling of self-preservation. Crying statue in âbloodyâ tears. How typical. Ivakir examined the statue from all sides to make sure that blood flowed only from eyes.
"Oh, come on, don't tell me that you are scared of busty weeping woman," Iv wiped her hand on the statue's ass. "We can't leave. We haven't checked everything here."
What meant: "I have not yet found treasures that will make me fabulously rich, and you are here to distract monsters or some shit."