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Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

ashton: hey sorry for the late text, just.. wanted to see if you wanted to hang, I might really need a drink, idk, still deciding if its worth breaking my on-season rule.

send a 👫 and i’ll write four headcanons i have about our muse’s relationship:

autumn

although she spends more time with summer, she's always really liked autumn when they run into each other at various events in los angeles. they've always got someone else to talk to, but she knows she could trust the other woman to scare away an unwanted conversationalist.

the bigger the family the better to her! she went way overboard on gifts for all of the manchesters this christmas. she got autumn way too many bag trinkets and scarves, and gloves, and sweaters from hermes, but she just wanted them to feel loved for taking in crispin and his care.

she invites summer and autumn over for dinner every monday night, because she always lets the cheer team off a little early on the first day of the week. even when autumn rejects it in favor of other plans, the next monday the invitation is there all the same.

sometimes she thinks about asking autumn for advice on her engagement. she's the closest person in carroll that might know how to handle the spotlight and public pressure. but, she keeps stopping herself because she doesn't want to betray fitz's trust and burden her cousin with the thoughts. she doesn't even want to burden herself with them!

aggie

ingrid doesn't think negatively about anyone. but, sometimes she catches aggie's profile, and she remembers holding emily while her best friend cried over having to leave the cheer team. it leaves a funny taste in her mouth that she'd rather ignore, alongside basically all of aggie.

they share a lot of the same students between dance and cheer, so the moms often pass along conversations they've had with aggie. she doesn't retain much of the details, preferring to just keep things fun with her girls without the pressure of miss. a's warm-ups.

one time aggie spilled a coffee on her when they were trying to pass at cup cake's it was totally ingrid's fault, and she bought the dancer a new latte right away while they made small talk about people on the cheer team. it was the longest they'd ever talked to each other with no intermediary. she had to go home and change right after, her own drink grown cold long before she could drink it.

9. Do they get embarrassed easily when it comes to nsfw things? Or are they shameless?

4. (spicy) Have you ever faked an orgasm? Be honest.

45. (spicy) What’s the filthiest thought you’ve had in the middle of a boring day?

1. What is your muse’s sexuality?

Pansexual. Emily had never found a label that felt right until college. During her freshman year, an Intro to Human Sexuality class introduced her to the term pansexual, and it immediately felt like a missing puzzle piece finally clicking into place.

9. Do they get embarrassed easily when it comes to nsfw things? Or are they shameless?

Emily is largely shameless in the best way. Her parents never taught her to feel embarrassed about natural bodily functions like farting or burping, or about having urges of any kind, including sexual ones. Brad and Louise were open and honest, never shying away from Emily’s curious questions about sex. That openness stayed with her, shaping the way she carries herself into adulthood.

4. (spicy) Have you ever faked an orgasm? Be honest.

“Once or twice. What woman hasn’t, just to get it over with?” The comment sparks a flashback to Emily’s first college hookup. He’d had whiskey dick, but he was so earnestly determined to please her that it became uncomfortable. In the end, the kindest option felt like faking it so she could leave, return to her dorm, and take care of herself properly.

45. (spicy) What’s the filthiest thought you’ve had in the middle of a boring day?

“I’d absolutely let the bartender at The Bait Shop Eiffel Tower me with Fitz,” Emily says without hesitation, like she’s discussing brunch plans. “And don’t pretend you don’t know which bartender I mean. The one with the sleeves of tattoos, the low-cut tank top, and that lethal cleavage you’ve openly admitted you’d die happy suffocating in. Yeah, that bartender.”

When was the last time you...?

@verlaynebarda

send me “ soundtrack ” and i’ll tell you the song that plays when ours muses are on screen together

Knox & Petronella @thexcarrollxtimes

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are they close to any of their family members?

Ashton is incredibly close to his mother, growing up with his father in deployment a lot, his mother basically raised him by herself, resulting in the pair being extremely close, he'd do anything for her and it extremely grateful to supporting him in doing hockey since young, it's not a cheap sport to sustain he knew, and he already has a huge amount of money in savings parked aside just for her and her retirement whenever she feels is right to retire. Other than blood, he's extremely close to Ruth, when the Ryders took her into his home, Ashton had maybe secretly always wanted a sibling, being an only child, and the two of them have been inseparable, couldn't see one without the other, even when they compete in the ice rink for two completely different sports. Neylani and Eli are two other extremely close familial figures in his life, fundamental to his upbringing and helping him never felt like he was lacking in familial bonds growing up. Family never felt incompletely with all of them around, even if it broke with his father's death, his heart is still just as full. @ruthellerymd @angstfactory (neylani) @elliotjxckson

would they describe themselves as beautiful/handsome/etc?

Ashton wouldn't considering himself hot, as some have told him, he understood he was blessed with objectively good looking features and he's really happy with the way he looks, always contented with it. He wouldn't describe himself as beautiful or handsome, but he'll graciously and humbly accept the description from others telling him that he is. To him it didn't really matter, what matters his how good he is on the ice, that's what he's paid to do. Doesn't matter how good looking he is, it's not like it'll swoon and distraction their opponents and get their eyes away from the puck.

what would their three wishes be if they found a genie?

Firstly, would be health, safety and happiness for his family, friends and love, as cliche as it would be, that is his ultimate priority, if he's allowed to give an example, for Aggie to dance again. Second, would vainly be another Stanley Cup before he retired from hockey for good. He rather he just wanted to be good as long as he can and burn brightly before flaming out. He has an expiry date, like all other athletes, and he didn't want to waste it. Third? He'd give it to March. Whether it was finding feeling in his hand again, or wishing to compete professionally or even in the Olympics again, or even just a lifetime supply of horse treats, whatever he wanted, it was his. And no, he's not gonna cop out with wishing for thousand more wishes, he knows that's not how it works, respect the poor genie. @aggierobshaw @heyyomarch

what do they consider their worst habit?

Ashton's worse habit as to be overthinking and overstraining. He tends to wander into scenarios mentally preparing for the worst case scenario and often almost expecting it. It helps him be perceptive in preventing plays by opponents and often making sure there's always a solution to every situation, but it has also got him frozen into inaction, when after his mind runs hundreds of miles per hour on every possible outcome and none of them have any solution. On a lighter answer, he also has a bad habit of forgetting to eat sometimes, only remembering by the one of the day when he's home. At that point he tries to scavenge food if he had meal prepped for the week or he'll knock on March's door, knowing his neighbor always has some food his kitchen.

how do they handle being upset/angry? do they yell, cry, go silent, etc?

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