jess if you and the rest of the mod team were species of horses what species would you each be and why
This is my favourite question of all time thank you for understanding the assignment!
Starting with me bc i am a self aware human being: i would be some kind of arab or arab-adjacent breed on account of i am the most stressed out person imaginable and also Always need to be doing something or i will go insane (throwback to the summer i had 3 jobs, my masters degree, and every single role possible for the bang including mod duties AT THE SAME TIME.)
Lu would be a welsh pony, specifically a section d bc she is smol and baby and also a little bit bonkers in the same way a welsh is (they have a Reputation) but also so so hardworking and clever. Lu pls take a break and get some sleep.
Mel is one of those older riding school ponies of undetermined breed who is Just So Tired but also super reliable and knows everything about everything including the exact way to throw a small child into a wall and make it look like an accident (mel i adore you you are so funny never stop being unhinged in the mod chat)
Shelby is an icelandic horse bc they are sturdy and stubborn and also so fucking smart (also you do all the tech stuff and they trained icelandic horses to type peoples out of hours emails that one time and it reminded me of you)
And bri my friend you have been assigned the andalusian, the unsung hero of dressage. Absolute trooper, ancient warrior breed, gets in, does the job beautifully, leaves again with everyone gaping like 'why tf doesnt everyone have one of these theyre brilliant'. They only show up for euros, the olympics, and the madrid leg of the fei world cup so theyre kinda a cryptid just like you
