#gashloog

Contestant Stats:

Gashloog:

“Average Irken Fast Food Worker”

Appearances:

Gashloog only appears in the episode “The Frycook That Came From All That Space”

Powers and abilities:

Irken physiology (can lift over 3 times their body weight and is extremely durable)

PAK (PAK legs, PAK lasers, shield generator, all the things an Irken PAK can do)

Food Service experience (Gashloog is a food service drone. This doesn’t really add or remove anything in combat but he doesn’t have much else going for him)

Fun Fact:

Gashloog is tied with Bob as the canonically weakest Irken in this competition, as he and Bob are the only irkens in the competition with no military experience.

Lard Nar:

“Not to be confused with Invader Lardnar”

Appearances:

Lard Nar officially appears in the episode “Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars” and appears in the Dookie Loop Horror comic. If the show hadn’t been cancelled, we would have seen him in “The Trial” as well

Powers and abilities:

Leadership skills (Lard Nar currently leads the Resisty and used to be in charge of the Vortian Scientific Station that Zim was placed in)

Intelligence (Lard Nar is a former scientist and engineer, even being a part of the team that built the Massive)

Fun Fact:

Lard Nar shares his name with a real life Thai dish. Also I wasn’t joking when I mentioned “Invader Lardnar”. They’re a real character.

Additional thoughts:

Overall, both of these contestants are pretty weak, with neither of them having any actual hand to hand or military combat experience. Lard Nar has experience commanding a ship, but that’s not relevant here. Prep time is a factor here as well since Lard Nar would benefit greatly from it, but Gashloog would get the same amount of prep time.