Oct 27, 2022
shout out to star wars: brotherhood for single-handedly getting me back into star wars. also fuck you, eat shit, how dare you
#me.txt#me getting back into star wars: oh wow i miss these guys#me re-finding the discourse: fuck#one of the more popular fics had summary/tags that indicated they're doing that thing where they woobify one dude and vilify the other#which i usually just roll my eyes at and leave but it had fucking yoda succeeding in knocking sense into anakin which 1) would never happen#2) yoda never had sense in the first place#3) i'm all for mace windu appreciation but i hate that frog bitch war criminal#my views on the jedi are more nuanced than need to be in these tags but the fics i saw had the jedi run the whole gamut between#'the jedi had done nothing wrong ever' (which I hate) to 'the jedi LITERALLY steal children' (which i hate more)#even *I* don't think yoda would steal babies and again. stinky frog-man crusty fuck#'do or do not' do you KNOW how many people misuse this quote godDAMNit#oh god i'm discoursing. i've become the very thing i've sworn to ignore#[headdesk]#people hate windu more than yoda. WHY. he was a product of his environment. who made that environment. fuck.#also he's fine he cares for people and all manners of creatures he's just stern. oh my god.#edit: also why are there so many sith obi wan fics but only 1.2 fics that caters to my extremely specific desire#to read a fic where palpatine raises anakin as darth vader and he meets obi wan and ahsoka as that#gaod
