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cringetober day fifteen, yippee!
Nat: so, according to my friend Sharon, being attracted by sarcastic assholic idiots who are actually certified geniuses is “not healthy”. Now, look at them and tell me you can resist their pretty faces *frantically points at Tony, Stephen and Bruce*
Bruce: a good romance starts with a good friendship!
Tony: and a bad romance starts with a ra ra ah ah ahhh
Stephen: Roma ro ma ma gaga ooh la la~
Both, singing: WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE
bruce and stephen are actually the funniest duo because in most iterations bruce is like. this firm anti-magic guy (despite him being a part-time giant green creature that defies physics but sure bruce that part makes sense) and in every other comic, there comes Mr. Magic Man, dr. Stephen Strange himself, in all his sorcery glory.
and he does like a thousand magic tricks and bruce is all "hmm this must be explainable through science. i am very intelligent." and then at the end of the comic (and that one movie) strange shows irrefutable evidence of magic Existing (because why would it not. bruce dude theres literal gods walking around on the daily and youre trying to refute magic existing? get real. nerd.) and then the next issue it happens all over again and bruce doesnt learn shit.
and then they make out furiously idk man
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Bruce: alright… I’ve bandaged your wounds, both of you. After a few days you can take it off and rinse it out with boiled water- look at me. Look at me Tony, Stephen. Boiled water as in water that has been boiled and then left to cool down. Do you understand?
Tony:
Stephen:
Tony: Pft yeah totally!
Stephen: we 100% knew that’s what you meant
Bruce: did you really
Tony and Stephen, quietly: no…
Stephen: since Steve is already king of no nut November I have decided that instead this year I will be participating in nonstop nut November
Stephen, winking: Bruce, Tony, my loves, get ready~
Wong: how about you participate in no noise November and shut the fuck up PLEASE
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33555739
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