#gamlavesen

 every time i see feetus/fetus reedus i just think...

oh mgy od

dON’T EVEN

IM

IT’S WHAT EVERYON CALLS THE STUPID BABY THING IN THAT GAME AND I WAS JUST LIKE MORE FETUS REEDUS??? IS THERE MORE TO IT? I DONT??????????

AND THEN YOUNG FUCKIGN PICTURES OF NORMAN REEDUS 

LIKS THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I ASSOCIATE THIS PHRASE WITH O M G 

like ffs i can’t

i can’t even with that term

ull is offended he loves to cook )':

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Baldr, possibly at the same time as Leggy. Ull snoozes until noon.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Baldr, enrolling Lassy’s help in cooking or collecting the eggs (they totally have a free range garden)

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Lassy, if only for the pleasure of waking Ull up.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Lassy, or Baldr. Ull mumblingly agrees.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Hmmm, I don’t know. I think all of them understand the importance of doing something with the day.

Who chooses the movies:

Baldr would let Lassy or Ull, if they knew anything about films. They probably have a similar choice in films.

Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Possibly Baldr (if he’s bored) or Lassy. 

Who orders lunch:

Baldr, if only to give Lassy a taste of Asgard and to wean Ull off something other than pure meat.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Ull, probably.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Legolas or Baldr.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Hmmm, not sure. Depends who was working.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Lassy and Baldr, to annoy Ull.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Baldr

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

Baldr, possibly, especially in a public place.

Who cooks dinner:

Baldr. He certainly doesn’t trust Ull at the cooker. 

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Lassy and Baldr probably try to get Ull to do it, if even physically pulling him up and using his mopey face as a dish cloth.

Who stays up until 2 reading:

Ull and Baldr. 

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Ull and/or Baldr

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

aaaaaaaawwwwww omg that’s adorable uwu ki'ja and lar'ja forever distracted by small and cute things lmao