2 of my most intense pokecrushes (scolipede and galvantula) being bug types is so funny to me because bug monsters in any other media make my skin crawl. what is it about pokemon bugs that overcomes the disgust and jumps right into "ovipositors sexy." maybe it's the fact that galvantula is mammal shaped. maybe the cartoony nature. Who knows. Not me.
Realll
I normally don't like bugs very much. I mean, I do, but from a distance, thank you very much. (Kinks notwithstanding, but those are firmly in the realm of fantasy.) But Poke-bugs are so cutes to me. I love Scolipede in particular of late, but honestly bug Pokemon are just so charming. I do wish more of them were more viable in-game, though.
Non-sexy yap aside...they're so cute. So animal. Not tiny and creepy-crawly, and not very creepy at all. Scolipede can yeet me and I appreciate that.














