#galner

Trying to fix my chibi style because I think it’s been getting out of hand and I like this one!  

The nights are more peaceful now...

It wasn't good to brainhack people. Of course Galner knew this by now- it was hard enough to meet new people being the only troll on a mostly dead planet, and using her psionics to just tap into some random troll's thinkpan was really no great way to win friends and influence people. But...

This sucked.

Your brain is basically the internet, but you're alone? You have nobody to meme at or even talk to on the daily? It was no way to live! Granted, her makeshift pile of drone corpses was fun, and being able to fly her shit mutant blood color as the planet's new flag was a huge bonus, but fuck if this wasn't boring.

The girl scrolled through trollian handle after trollian handle, heaving a sigh that puffed her bangs from before her eyes. More trolls would just block her if she slid into their DMs- shit man most of them already had. It just took soooooo much more effort to do than just tapping into some fool's pan and saying hi. But, driving some fool insane probably wasn't the right way to go.

Eventually galner settled on a name at random. Either they would message her back or they wouldn't... and, even if that was the simple truth of the matter, it somehow felt much more important and disheartening to think about.

[--incrediblyAntibacterial [IA] started trolling cavePhilosopher [CA]--

IA: hey man

IA: you online?

IA: well- duh you're FUCKING online that's where I got your name from

IA: I guess I really wanna ask if you're down to chat or as the kool cids say DTC

IA: hahaha god that was. way cringe.

IA: anyway WYD?

IA: this introduction really FUCKING sucks but believe me that's just because I'm saving up all of my Cool Dude energy for when we get to the real meat and potatoes of this riveting one-sided-convo.]

Nailed it. Totally absolutely... nailed that greeting. Way to go Galner, conversation starter Number One.

🍗 Have they ever wondered what human (troll) tasted like? Or do they know?

Oh dude what the FUCK??  I mean i may be stranded alone on a dead works full of corpses but that SHIT’S nasty!

...

Only a little but I’ve never tried it!  Never go full feral and that SHIT...

🎵 If they were going to torture someone, what music would they play while they did it?

I don’t think I’d torture someone?  Bruh these are some FUCKING wack questions.

👤 If they could switch bodies or lives with any one person, who would it be? Galner

[This is a really fun story actually!!  The very first troll on this blog was Galner, but not as yall know her today.  

This was Galner’s first iteration!

Galner’s character was a boy who was very in to cryptid hunting and was terrified of slendertroll (Which i guess really dates the character because at the time I too was OBSESSED with slenderman)

Over time I made new fantrolls and stopped using Galner in favor of (i guess close to a decade later) Obelus

His original name was Bilius, but I changed it to Obelus after finding out that the name of the division symbol he uses for “I/i” is Obelus!  All for a pun about rabbits and mathematics…  I also took Obe’s bunny gambit from OG Galner who loved stuffed rabbits and had a bunny lusus (now all given to Obe)

At this point about a year or so ago I re-created Galner.  She’s not exactly the same as her first version- she still likes hunting cryptids and thinks that they are very interesting, but now instead of a neon-pink blood she is a limeblood!  I kond of combined the look of Galner and his moirail to make her, but she’s developed and changed a lot over time.