May 22
[ @galacticdealer | Swindle ] -> Seacrest
"I'm not a masochist. But..."
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"I just watched you dip your fry into your shake. Then eat it."
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[ @galacticdealer | Swindle ] -> Seacrest
"I'm not a masochist. But..."
Assorted Markiplier Quotes
"I just watched you dip your fry into your shake. Then eat it."
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[ @galacticdealer | Swindle ] -> Whoever :3c
"If I don' get a cy-gar in the next two klicks—I will kill someone."
"Primus, mech, quit complainin' and just get one. Don't you have unlimited resources or something?"
[ @galacticdealer | Swindle ]
📜 with Seacrest!
Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse.
Seacrest: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Swindle: Seacrest, that's a coma. Seacrest: Sounds festive.
Seacrest: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Swindle: I wake up at 4:30 AM Seacrest: ... Seacrest: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
[ @galacticdealer | Swindle ]
Are You Vortex's Type
You're a full bingo in my books Swin~
[ @galacticdealer ] -> Seacrest
Swindle says nothing as he squirrels himself into Seacrest's lap, tucked up against his chassis with a heavy vent; appearing so thoroughly exhausted, his big pink optics drifting upwards, and simply staring for a moment...
Then suddenly nipping at his chin, golden canines gleaming in the light as he maintained a loose grip on him.
Servos lifting the controller high at Swindle deeming his lap the perfect parking spot to settle in, curled in on himself and mushed into his chassis plates in one hell of a snuggle.
"Youuuuuu ... Good?"
A glance at his HUD of the time, noting the late hour and the lack of 'wanna help out for a few hours' ping, and he's lowering the controller with a pause to gently cuddle Swindle. He really needs to get the rest of the gestalt to pick up some bar time slack.
"Uhp, I should be nibbling you. You at least taste like high grade, I taste like saline and sand" He chuckles, tugging Swindle close and resting his chin on that flat little noggin.
".................... Wanna talk about it?"
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[ @galacticdealer ]
MIND READER :3c
Send MIND READER for a nsfw thought my muse has had about yours.
"He needs to top me, like, have me for a whole night and play with me until I can't take it anymore.
And he's welcome to use whatever toys, mods, and trinkets he has hidden in his naughty sub space."
✘
[@galacticdealer -> onslaught]
Send “✘” for your muse to run their fingers along mine’s scars!
" Hmm..." Onslaughts helm tilts slightly towards Swindle, the other was lucky that he'd just woken up and wasn't all there at the moment otherwise he may have grabbed Swindle's arm just for touching him.
" Swindle, is there something I can do for you? You seem preoccupied with my old scars. Either something has caught your interest or you're bored." he'd bet his money on something catching Swindle's attention...even if it's just old scars.
[@galacticdealer] Swindle's been eyeing him for the better half of a cycle, it seemed; just like he was now, his optics peering at him over the rim of his glass. He must have finally come to some sort of consensus, finishing his drink before pushing himself up and making his way towards him, grabbing him along the rim of his chassis and tugging him down into a kiss.
Oh, Seacrest was having a great time!
Sure, he probably wouldn't call it casual work since Swindle didn't actually pay him for hours spent conversing with patrons, collecting glasses or wiping tables, but it was a fun little thing to do that wasn't partial to a crime. Swindle had made it very clear do not pickpocket the patrons from day one. He'd been a very good noodle to respect that ..... Regardless how tempting......
Didn't say he had to keep his mitts off the cocktail garnishes though. Last time he checked, Swindle was off in his own little world staring into his glass like it contained the secrets of the universe. So colour him surprised when servos grip his clavicle armour, servos pulled quickly by his helm in surrender and to show he hadn't gotten any yet, and instead of being chewed out for theft he is ...... thoroughly snogged!?
Released to actually take a vent, blinking away the sound of his processor rebooting, and Swindle is going to find that those little shoulder tow rings hooked under a digit each, and yanked back here for seconds.