#gage fandom

Goat, nervous: Please don't do that, it just makes it more apparent

Lily, standing upright: sorry, I thought it'd help

Goat: thank you. Anyway, I can't afford a mechanic or carpenter or whatever for that wreck outside

Lily, opening the door: we could just wait for them to wake

Goat, walking in: they'll understand

Lily, ducking in, whispering: no one got hurt, it's not urgent

Goat, flicking on the light: they're gods, they can pacify their mortal bodies in an instant

Gage and Alex lie in bed, mostly covered in blankets. It's apparent they're entangled together, arms embracing one another. They're also clearly asleep, lightly breathing with little to no movement.

Lily: look at them, they're cute. We should just wait.

Goat, taking one of their water bottles and dumping it on them: wake up

Alex and Gage both unwrap an arm, flipping off Goat. Lily starts stamping a foot in increased irritation.

Lily, Shouting: GOAT! WHA-

Her shouting is interrupted by Gage groaning. He's folding in on himself. Alex is apologizing patting his back.

Lily, slinking away: i'msorrysososorry, i'llseeyoulater

Alex, annoyed: ok, what happened, other than my knee smashi-

Goat: Lynn crashed Siff's car into the garage

Gage, angry: Get me a fucking towel Mutton Man or I SWEAR TO GOD! I will tear your limbs off again!

Alex, watching Goat leave: ... I'll go fix the house and car

Alex: How do I look, Gage?

Gage: your hand is hiding your face

Gage, confused: Spam Blocker? I don't have anything like that

Jevil: ... What?

Gage: this is about Spamton?

Jevil: Yeah, uh... wait, what do you mean, don't have anything like that? You told me you-

Gage: Ad Blocker, but only on google chrome. Spamton isn't here because I never properly fought him in game, his teaser fight was all I got and hell, that's not worth as much as him being a real bigshot.

Jevil: So wait. You're only obligation of adding someone in this little world is of you fought them?

Gage: kinda.

Jevil, upset: Oh...

Gage: why don't you hang out with everyone else a bit more? Kris, Susie, Ralsei?

Jevil: Usually they hang out in that Bar. The Cat lady doesn't like my quirky antics of juggling Devilsknives on a ball

Gage: How about Seam? He's your old pal, right?

Jevil: Old, he's not as spry as he used to be. I asked if he would want to play cards, but he said he's not going to round up citizens just for a game!

Gage: how about King, he hasn't much to do

Jevil, disappointed: He won't let me use the hamster bottle

Gage: The new computer lady?

Jevil: She doesn't get the jokes I tell. Often times she takes them literally.

Gage: why not cause a little controlled havoc?

Jevil: what?

Gage: let loose. Whatever you think would be fun, do it. If anything goes wrong, I can fix it

Jevil, grinning: thanks pal

*Yeah, so uhm... writing this segment would take too long. Enjoy the aftermath*

Kris, upside down in a tree with a Tasque: JEVIL, GET ME DOWN FROM HERE YOU-

Ralsei, helping Seam repaint: I don't know how everything became Turquoise out here. I'm sure we'll get this fixed.

Seam, working: well, I have my guess. This is rather amusing. Thanks for the help Ralsei.

Tasque Manager, distressed: Please get out of the pool! Stop climbing those curtains! Where did this all come from!

Susie, slightly disappointed: A big lollipop?

Jevil, proud: Yup

Susie: you do radically insane things for everyone else, but turn my axe into a lollipop?

Jevil: Of course!

Susie: So what's the catch?

Jevil: It's made of glass and is inedible!

Susie, confused: That's gonna stop me how?

Jevil: you're not really going to eat glass, are you?

Susie: I might

Jevil: huh... well, well. Enjoy the dress! Bye bye!

Jevil: I don't know what that is. Go insane, that usually makes people forget how bad everything is

Kris, sighing: I don't think that's healthy

Jevil: You're asking a playing card represented with a shard of glass, about mental health

Kris: I'm fucked aren't I?

Jevil: No, you're just asking the wrong person. Maybe Gage, he's human too right?

Kris: That's... not a bad idea.

*...*

Kris, opening the door: Hey, Gage, is the computer alright?

Gage, concerned staring: ... Yeah, watcha need?

Kris: How would you deal with depression?

Gage: ... not healthily. I personally try hiding away from my problems in distractions and fantasy. It bites into my confidence and stability and I break down frequently, trying not to show it to anyone.

Kris: oh...

Gage: However, I do know ways to fix yourself. I'd consider talking to your age old friend Noelle, maybe try connecting with your new friend emotionally. Perhaps have Ralsei help you through your emotions.

Kris: ... if you know ways to fix it, why don't you do it yourself?

Gage: it's... harder for me to do than to explain how it works. I think now that you know these solutions, you're only going to find problems to prevent you from doing them. I ask of you, please talk to Ralsei.

Kris: alright.

*...*

Kris: Hi Ralsei

Ralsei: Ah, Kris. How are you?

Kris: Honestly. Not good

Ralsei: Oh? What's going on?

Kris: I... have been pretty upset by recent news, a few updates to our world, a nightmare I had. I also... miss being younger

Ralsei: that doesn't sound that great. Would you like to talk about it?

Kris: I don't know. It's hard to explain. I do but don't, and I have a lot I want to say, but I also don't think I should

Ralsei: May I give you a hug?

Kris: Sure? Why?

Ralsei, hugging: Because, I want you to know that you're in a safe environment, and if you want to open up, I'll be here to help you.

Gage, waving while clacking at keys:

Jevil: Welcome! Welcome! You're not mad about the tree thing still are you?

Kris: No, just tired. Extremely tired

Jevil: Why my friend?

Kris: I had a nightmare. My best friend... well, kinda best friend... we have known each other for as long as I can remember. I forced her to freeze people solid, to kill people permanently in the dark world. I remember a voice, like mine, but it came from somewhere else. Noelle froze Berdly solid... I checked on him as we got out of the dark world, but all I know is that I was smiling, knowing he wouldn't wake up any time soon. The last thing I remember is telling Noelle in that same voice that I got her watch from her dream, just so I could watch her realize the terrible things she's done...

Jevil: Well, look on the bright side Kris. None of that is rea-

Gage, stops clicking: Yeah that all happened

Jevil & Kris: WHAT!?

Gage: I uh... Was playing just now, I guess I made an alternate timeline of events, and because I didn't save properly it all leaked into your memory? Let's hope no one else is affected, that's the best I can say

Kris, shocked: So, you were just manipulating my life?

Gage: It's more like I fucked up handling a pre-existing timeline of events and let it bleed into another world. The only real manipulation I did was a few minor coding tweaks

Kris crouching down and holding their head: Can I have control in anything I-

Kris, confused: Why am I crouching?

Jevil: Huh, that's starkly different, what happened?

Gage, typing away: No Clue. Kris what do you remember?

Kris, getting up: I had a nightmare, came here, had a mental break down, went back to sleep and... I don't remember...

Jevil: Are you feeling better?

Kris: I'm just confused if that's what you're asking

Kris, leaving: Have a good day, Jevil, Gage.

Jevil: Ok, what did you change?

Gage: I don't remember myself, maybe I left notepad open?

Gage, opening a file: ... You got to be kidding me

Jevil, reading: "Think you're such a bigshot? Fight me again but this time don't cheat!"

Jevil: What did you do?

Gage: I might have change defensive and offensive stats to get passed a boss

Jevil: Who?

Me, spitting out coffee: ew... coffee...

Jevil: is that relevant to me?

Me: huh? No, I just don't like the taste of coffee. What's up?

Jevil: When are you gonna title yourself properly?

Me: what?

Jevil: well, in a previous post of yours you signed two names. Mr. Fandom, Gage and-

Me: Goat. I did do that...

Jevil: Hey, at least you can put yourself two places at once if you correct your titling for your individual personas

Me: Technically Goat's name is Gage too, it's just that because "I'm a Goat, lol" is why he goes by Goat...

Jevil: Then that's his nickname, or also known as, his title.

Me: why do I have to do this to myself, I know I'm writing this...

Jevil: Because you thought it was funny or something, now fix the titles

Gage, snapping his fingers: There happy?

Jevil: uh... you know I can't tell the difference right now right?

Alex: You posted our marriage!

Gage: That was a good day... I hope no one questions why we're Mormons

Alex: What?

Gage: I meant by context of how we married

Alex: Oh. Well why should they care? We're part of the church, but not actual believers

Gage: eh... any jokes ya got?

Alex: Well, they enjoy their Polygamy, why else would they be called Mormon(more-men)?

Gage: I think people are just going to question our pronunciation of "Mormon" then get the joke

Like shit I'm ok

"Lime shok", the two mix their words trying to speak at once.

"Well, at least your eyes are following the pen", Gage chuckles.