#averagegoatman

Goat, nervous: Please don't do that, it just makes it more apparent

Lily, standing upright: sorry, I thought it'd help

Goat: thank you. Anyway, I can't afford a mechanic or carpenter or whatever for that wreck outside

Lily, opening the door: we could just wait for them to wake

Goat, walking in: they'll understand

Lily, ducking in, whispering: no one got hurt, it's not urgent

Goat, flicking on the light: they're gods, they can pacify their mortal bodies in an instant

Gage and Alex lie in bed, mostly covered in blankets. It's apparent they're entangled together, arms embracing one another. They're also clearly asleep, lightly breathing with little to no movement.

Lily: look at them, they're cute. We should just wait.

Goat, taking one of their water bottles and dumping it on them: wake up

Alex and Gage both unwrap an arm, flipping off Goat. Lily starts stamping a foot in increased irritation.

Lily, Shouting: GOAT! WHA-

Her shouting is interrupted by Gage groaning. He's folding in on himself. Alex is apologizing patting his back.

Lily, slinking away: i'msorrysososorry, i'llseeyoulater

Alex, annoyed: ok, what happened, other than my knee smashi-

Goat: Lynn crashed Siff's car into the garage

Gage, angry: Get me a fucking towel Mutton Man or I SWEAR TO GOD! I will tear your limbs off again!

Alex, watching Goat leave: ... I'll go fix the house and car

Goat: Shut up, and listen. I only got a dollar in coins, will that be enough to buy your death

Minos: ... it's at least going to cost $2.50

Goat: well then I guess I'll work for-

Goat: I didn't have to kill the cat.

Sunny: you still did

Goat: I didn't have to?

Sunny: you still did, didn't you?

Goat: I didn't want to.

Sunny: go break open that watermelon named Basil

Goat: Go fuck yourself, oh my god

Sunny: you killed Mewo

Goat, Shook: ... I'm not Asriel

Chara, awkward: ... Hi.

Goat: ... Howdy.

Chara: ...

Goat: ...

Chara: who are you then?

Goat: My name is Gage, but I go by Goat for convenience. And you're?

Chara: My name is Chara. Say I never seen you before, and I know a lot of monsters.

Goat: ... that's cause I'm not. I'm a furry

Chara: ... so are most monsters?

Goat: I... it'll take me too long to properly explain. I think I saw Asriel at the Library, if that helps any

Chara: yeah, that is helpful. Too be honest I was unsure because your horns look different... WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT ASRIEL LOOKS LIKE?

Goat, bewildered: Because by your remarks, I look like him, and I saw someone that looks like me at the Library. That's my guess.

WM_Niko, sitting: You said You'd be here Goat, that it's Safe for you to show yourself. Where are you?

Goat, popping in: ... Howdy

WM_Niko: ! Wait! How?

Goat: I'd like to say coding, but that's a lie. I can go back home though, don't worry.

WM_Niko: So... We both know I'm not really Niko, right? I can't really tell every thought you have, all I saw was a script I assume you wrote...

Goat: I did write that, and I do know

WM_Niko: ... I'm sorry you couldn't have truly met Niko, the kid had to go home

Goat: if I remember right, there was someone else that's pretty dang human around here.

WM_Niko: everyone here is made of code, Goat, other than you now. I'm just using Niko's-

Goat: World Machine, I'm talking about you. You're pretty human. You may be acting as Niko, but that's still impressive, and you act on your own.

WM_Niko: Oh. Well, thanks Goat.

Goat: . . . Hey, I'm God because I hold you on my computer right?

WM_Niko: If that's how you think of it

Goat: . . . That doesn't tell me anything and is quite vague

WM_Niko: Good, maybe you'll talk with me more

Goat: ...

Goat: Hey, you're not trying to actually hurt yourself anymore, right? I saw squares

WM_Niko: That's just the memory of my self destruction. Everything is keen and working as intended

Goat: Thank Goat