things about hsau gachiteens that i feel is important for everyone to know:
- follo and momoa are cousins and they don't tell anybody until like. the day of graduation.
- momoa's part of the school newspaper and has a specific section just dedicated to her song recommendations. she secretly runs the gossip column, and no one thinks it's her because she seems really sleepy and always has her headphones on ( it's how she eavesdrops )
- jabber, zanka, fu, and momoa are in the same grade, with riyo a year below them and follo a year above them
- jabber and zanka regularly fight each other. zanka's accepted the detentions as long as they don't actually go on his record
- ( zanka actually believes in a permanent record. no one tell him )
- riyo is the only one that's never gotten dress-coded for breaking the school uniform. this is because she's my favorite, and also because she's really good at knowing how to just barely break the rules
- jabber is salutatorian. he has also skipped class more than any other student combined. his teachers rlly like him #okay he turns his work in
- riyo got out of school suspension in freshman year because she was running a haircut and piercing business in the girl's bathroom. she does it again for junior prom
- fu and jabber are childhood friends and often walk home together. fu finds out that everyone's coming over when they all just follow him to his place and he never tells them to go away
- zanka failed the honors test to get into the fancy high school he was supposed to go to, which is why he goes to grounds with everyone else. hyo passed, but she just ends up not liking the school and leaving to come to the same school zanka and everyone else goes to. he does in fact have a panic attack seeing her in his first period calculus class
- hyo proceeds to become president of the student council, with jabber as her vice. they work so well together, zanka was only pissed for a few days
- hyo joins every club and ghosts more than half of them. somehow, drama club is what sticks with her and she loves it
- gris is the junior-senior phys ed teacher and follo is regularly pawned off to him when enjin runs out of busywork to give him so that follo can play in gym with everyone else. this is the origin of the great follo-zanka beef
- zanka swears he's not gonna get got by senioritis, but he's the main one curled up on the beanbags in the back of enjin's classroom during his free periods
- none of them, and i mean NONE OF THEM, like counselor tamsy goddamn caines. they all go to tomme, who's the underclassmen counselor, and she accepts them with open arms
- they all skipped prom and went to six flags in their prom fits. it was a good night
- momoa made everybody get airbuds so she can judge their music taste. she and fu didn't talk for a week when she caught him listening to taylor swift













