Nathalie: "Gabriel"

Adrien: "What"

Oh no.....Sam is dreaming about rescuing his mom and we're ALREADY SAD

Also give Sam a bigger bed 2k18

“Laying pipe” is the book Gabe picks up. Wow, the erectile dysfunction jokes are strong in this one.

“The three amigos with their bro hugs, pep talks, and melodrama?”

Rowena and Gabe? Alright, I'll allow it. Rowena has adventures, too. (Boris: they're just making us laugh so we can cry later)

Their ship name is GABENA. It is law.

That’s a clever plot excuse to keep them from killing Lucifer – keeping his grace “on tap”. Also...keeps it with the theme of capturing him in a bar which gives it nice symmetry.

Oh look they're all Princess Briding down the hill. And why's Gabe in Cas's crotch? What I mean to ask is, why isn't that Dean in Cas's crotch?

Rowena, can't you cast a muting spell on Lucifer?

Oh, man, Lucifer tried torturing Rowena the same way he tortured Sam. By annoying her...

Cas tells Gabe that “perhaps a screw-up is just the change we need” to solve Heaven. Awww

Look at Sam the leader!

And LOOK at Lucifer the giant horrible pustulant asshole, taunting Rowena about the time he assaulted, then killed her.

Whoa, Rowena is going through the portal now? OH ha ha is she leaving. Wait, she's staying! WHAT A RIDE OF EMOTIONS. Oh, Rowena. We love you so.

Okay, the episode is a little over halfway over and we've reached the tunnel. We're...not trusting these two humans. Are they traitors? Redshirts?

HOLY SHIT WE DID NOT EXPECT THIS DEATH. Like, A death? Yes. But by monster attack? NO.

(Boris: what do I gif? What do I gif? Nothing's funny or good anymore.)

Oh my god Dean. Dean. His face! We hurt.

At the camp, it's Mary!!! And she asks “Where's Sam?” Ouch, show. Ouch.

Has Sam been turned into a vampire? What the fucking hell? AH FUCKING LUCIFER. Thanks? Or fuck you. One of those two. (Both. Both is good.)

So Lucifer wants Sam to bring him to Jack in exchange for his survival. Makes sense. Also, we hate you, Lucifer.

Boris: they do enjoy finding new ways to torture Sam, don't they?

Natasha: Gotta be honest. Still not sure how the season is going to end.

And...back to the camp. Dean's heading out to get Sam's body but an alarm sounds. It's Sam! OH FUCK what if he's possessed by Lucifer. Oh Lucifer just showed up. I guess...good?

And bad.

A lot of bad.