#fyeahhartwin

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018!!

for all the special people I met, my inspirations, friends, followers and every single person in the fandom

The cave they were hiding in was cold and dark and Eggsy was gradually getting bored with just crouching.

“Hey, Harry,” he said at last. 

A tiny grunt came directly into his ears, signalling Harry was still there with him. 

“It doesn’t look like our target will come out at any moment now. Wanna play a little game?” 

“Of?” 

“Seven minutes in heaven?” he joked and managed to tease a laugh out of his temporary handler. 

“I’d suggest a game of poker but I’m out of cards at the moment.” Having ran straight out of the casino in his dealer outfit, Eggsy did leave all of his cards back there. “How ‘bout twenty questions? We’ll ask each other stuff we want to know. But only yes or no answers. No explanations.” 

“Fine,” came Harry’s reply. Eggsy loved having Harry as his handler, the man was less patient than Merlin and would almost comply with most of Eggsy’s ideas if it meant he could do something more than just staring at the screens. 

“Okay, I’ll go first. You ready?” Eggsy shifted his weight to his right leg, his left one was dangerously close to falling asleep. 

“I suppose,” sighed Harry. 

“Do you like jam?” 

“Ugh, no.” Eggsy could almost imagine Harry’s frown and he stifled a snicker by burying his face on his arms. 

“Do you like late nights?”

“Yes.” 

“Are you hungry?” 

“A bit. Yes.” 

“Do you like beer?” 

“No.” 

“You drank Guinness like you were dying from thirst!” Eggsy protested a little too loudly. 

“I was thirsty. Asking for tap water at a pub is impolite even for me, Eggsy.” 

“Fine. But just so you know, your perception of what is polite and what’s not is very skewered.” 

“Oh,” Harry exhaled and Eggsy fancied the man’s lips were curling into a smirk, “I know.” 

“Now. Do you like the Beatles?” 

“Yes.” 

“How about minced pies?” 

“Yes.” 

“Do you think there’s alternate universes out there?” 

“…Yes.” 

“Have you watched an episode of Doctor Who?” 

“Yes.” 

Harry’s tone was getting monotonous now. They were at Eggsy’s eighteenth question. 

“Do you like me?” 

“Yes.” 

A drawn out pause. Eggsy’s sweat was forming beads down his neck and forehead, a strange thing considering how damp and chilly his hiding spot was.

“Did you plan that?” Harry said eventually. 

“I thought I was the one asking questions.” You don’t lie if you just choose to omit certain details. 

“You-” 

A figure ran across the opening of the cave, it was Eggsy’s very ginger, very heavily armed target. 

Eggsy shot up despite his silently screaming legs, his thighs were burning but he was smiling regardless, “Gotta go, Harry! Make sure to activate the tracking device once I’ve put it on him yeah?”  

“Obviously. Also you should know that I hold grudges, be prepared for a good made-up story when you’re back.” 

“Oh, Harry. I wasn’t teasing you. I’d never.” Eggsy got out of the cave in a flash and was immediately in pursuit with his gun in his right hand and Merlin’s tiny transparent sticker out. 

“One last question though: do you like to dine out or in on your first dates? Assuming my made-up story is convincing enough.” He almost tripped on the wet grass underneath. 

“That’s neither a yes nor no question, Eggsy.” 

“True, but say yes anyway?” 

“Get back in one piece and you’ll hear it.” 

“Roger,” replied Eggsy as he switched his channel to talk with Roxy, who was on the other end of the forest. 

Back in the mansion, Harry swivelled his chair to face his poker-faced colleagues, “Well, I guess the singing Happy Birthday plan is out?” 

Red-faced and wiping tears from his eyes, Merlin hiccuped and said, “No, Harry. I think you just gave Eggsy something even better than a surprise birthday wish.” 

“Oh, shut the fuck up, Hamish.” Harry said with no heat while quickly turned his back back to them again. 

Turning to his friends, Merlin ordered, “You hear it lads. Get back to the decorations. Oh and Perce? Go to the storage room and take out the silver candlestick. It’s always more romantic with a candle in between.” Merlin thought he heard the sound of a pen dropping behind him, and he mentally noted the scores: Galahad v. Arthur, 2-nil.   

Eggsy X Harry

A young prince lived in the ocean he was beautiful in all ways possible his tail a beautiful green with a shimmer of blue his body tanned by the suns rays his bright blue/green eyes light up anyone’s day. His mother the queen of under the sea was also beautiful with her long blonde hair flowing in the water no wonder the boy had beauty. He was kind and gentle though he was always curious about the human world. He wished he could walk around them discovering their traits of them. He would always go to a rock pool an admire them as they played on the sand. He would stare in wonder as he swished his tail in the water. Though today he didn’t notice the man coming towards him till a shooting pain went in his tail. He screamed looking down at the spear in his fin. A gasp came from someone as he looked up seeing a man older then him in a plain white shirt and black pants with boots on his brown eyes were wide as his brown wavy hair blew in the wind. The young princes tail twitched as he tried to pull free. The man was to shocked to move when he blinked and came forward scaring the young man.

“I’m terribly sorry I thought-“He stopped looking at his tail. The young man didn’t say anything.

“I can pull it out, but it will hurt” He said walking closer. The young man was shaking in the water and he felt horrible as he pulled it out a scream filling his ears. Blood filled the water as his tail twitched.

“I can fix it up I-I’ll be right back” The man said hurrying off. When he returned he had a strange box in his hand. The man fumbled around till he sat on the rocks eyeing his tail.

“I’m so sorry” The man said still shocked by the fact he was a mermaid well mermen. The man hesitantly touched his tail making him flinch away. He gently grabbed his fin the texture underneath his fingers unique. He grabbed a needle and thread making the young man tense.

“My names Eggsy” He finally said, and the man looked at him.

“Harry” He said looking back at his wounded tail.

“Harry” Eggsy whispered and Harrys heart skipped a beat. He skilfully stitched the young man up thankful for medical training in the army. The young merman looked at him in wonder and he felt hear rise to his cheeks.

“Well, I’m so sorry about that this should heal just fine” Harry said putting his things away back into the box. He got up to leave when the young prince called him out.

“Will I see you again?” He asked with curiousness.

“Maybe” Harry said and smiled walking off.

*sends you some virtual hugs and kisses* 😚

Hartwin call me by your name au.

(part I)

“You’re not doing it right, Harry!” laughed Eggsy as he came over and checked on his friend’s progress. 

Harry huffed, his soft hair moved slightly from his strong breath, it somehow served to make him look boyish and even more endearing. It made Eggsy fell in love with him a little bit. If a little bit was a drop in the ocean for his so-called crush on the god. 

“I’m doing exactly what you did. I rolled the base, then the top. The snow just won’t hold!” Harry gestured at his poor imitation of a snowman.

A winter god, betrayed by his own creation. They would talk about this for years. 

“Here, lemme show you,” Eggsy said as gently as possible, do not alarm the creature, he thought, “you just need a bit of this,” he motioned with his hand to draw out a spell, then gave it a little flick, “the key is in the twist of the wrist. See? All fixed and lookin’ perfect.” 

“Show me that again? I think that’s where I was wrong.” Harry furrowed his eyebrows like an eager student ready to learn at his first day of school. Eggsy hid a small smile, stepping closer to hold Harry’s hand and repeated what he just did. The warmth between them intensified and Eggsy was glad he could blame it on the cold for the slow spreading of blush on his cheeks. 

This is it, this is when I tell him, he thought.  

A splash of ice cold water hit Harry’s head. They both turned around to see Merlin and Roxy smirking at them, Roxy’s hands still in the middle of performing the spell. Eggsy was too flabbergasted to see the non-verbal exchange going on between Merlin and Harry. 

You should try acting, Mr. I-forgot-this-spell-that-I-could-do-in-my-sleep. 

You should try to fuck off.

Already Roxy was hovering a sizeable snowball in the air, the gleam in her eye spoke of challenge and blood-thirst. 

“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war,” announced Eggsy, whose fingers were busy dancing the intricate lines of making at least six snowballs.  

“This is not war. This is us conquering you.” 

And that was how it started. 

In the first brief ten seconds, at least twenty spells were used and a plethora of snow found itself the art of flying. It was a bloodbath condensed right outside a small cottage. 

Speed was essential in winning the war, as canon balls flew relentlessly from one side to another, hitting the gods squarely on the face and chest and leg. Eggsy’s aim was true so he was in charge of firing, whereas Harry stood behind him to gather the snow, theirs was an efficient team. 

It went on and on until Merlin had had enough and gave Roxy a sign. She nodded finally and summoned her power to create the largest snowball ever in the history of snowball fight. It grew rapidly to towering height and filled Eggsy with a vague sense of do not fuck with Rox, full stop.

As soon as their opponents screamed a command that would motion the monstrous thing forward, Harry grabbed Eggsy’s wrist and sprinted.

They ran until they were out of sight and created a significant distance where Harry could turn back to hit the rolling snowball with a spell that smashed it into millions of pieces. The attempt lost him his balance and they both fell down in a tangled mess of limbs. There were cursing and yelling and eventually laughter. 

“Oh my god, did you see that? Roxy went bananas,” Eggsy exclaimed from his place on top of Harry. 

“She is truly a force to be reckoned with.” Harry couldn’t help but agree, his hands were stuck between them both, but he didn’t complain. 

“And Merlin was crazy to start this fight to begin with,” he buried his giggles in Harry’s chest, hearing a low vibration coming from two layers of winter clothes. 

Harry Hart is currently beneath me. My hands are clutching his sides and his legs are around me, Eggsy bit his lips to prevent a coming shriek.

“You are quite amazing yourself. I haven’t seen anyone with that tremendous speed in a thousand years.” 

“Who was the first one?” asked Eggsy.      

“Me.” 

Eggsy guffawed, “You are honestly the most ridiculous man I’ve ever met. I could just kiss you right now.” 

Shit. 

“Do.” 

Shit shit shit.

What.

“What?” 

“Kiss me. Didn’t you say?”       

“Did that hit to your head give you a concussion?”  

“Are you planning to go back on your words? Or are you afraid of the fact that being romantically entangled with me would strip you off of your immortality- ”

It all happened in a flurry of limbs, one moment he was staring at Harry’s mouth, the next his hands found themselves grabbing Harry’s head and soon enough, he was kissing the god. 

Eggsy was fighting back his fear of admission: months of being terrified that the truth would be said out loud. At this moment, he was overjoyed to discover Harry also felt the same way about him. He was furious and happy and warm and felt a bit like crying. 

He kissed and bit and licked and kissed a bit more. Then, he drew back and looked at Harry dead in the eye. 

“I don’t think you know, but my heart became penetrable the day I met you.”    

Stunned silence followed as Harry was reduced to immobility. 

Then he broke into a grin and said, “Those are the best words I’ve ever heard for the last three thousand years.” 

“But you are only three thousand and six.” Eggsy sat up. 

“Exactly.” Harry said as he pulled Eggsy down for another kiss. 

And there were many after that. 

Since I’ll be available up until January 4, I’ll be opening my requests for a while. 

The slots can change depending on the number of people requesting.

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Fandom: Kingsman [Main]

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