Past Nathaniel: So do I have a chance with Marinette after all?
Capricorn: …(chugs a whole wine bottle)
Capricorn: Hahahahahaha…No I’m bisexual, and happily married to my husband.
Past Kim: Ha! Nathaniels bisexual!
Future Ladybug: …Kim you’re bisexual.
Capricorn: Our whole class is bisexual.
Past Max: Marinette’s not bisexual.
Capricorn: …Tell that to Marinette’s ex-girlfriend and ex-boyfriend, and all the other suitors she had.
Capricorn: Marinette’s got more game than all of us combined.
Future Ladybug: I’m gonna go hide in a corner now.

















