y'know the funny thing about yamaguchi and futakuchi having the same birthday is that three years ago i gaslighted myself into believing that they met in a grocery store while they were in uni because they both wanted to buy a cake for themselves at like eight in the evening, but ended up arguing over it because there was only one left. only for it to be taken by a child. then long story short they ended up buying one together elsewhere and hanging out for hours in what they consider to be their first accidental date nowadays :)
my brain genuinely believes it to be canon. no intention to rectify tbh it's so funny to me because their personalities are opposites so their friends are all like. how did this even happen wth yamaguchi are you okay? (he is, don't worry!)
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Yamaguchi was taken aback, and he recounted the events to Kuroo, who listened silently and intently. âSo, now I have an ex who wants to kill me, bounty on my head, and being offered by a powerful ghoul with an eternal bedhead to be pierced. No offense.â
âIâm guessing that's a no, then.â Kuroo laughed, âThatâs a lot of shit, Yamaguchi, Iâm not gonna lie.â
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Moniwaâs serious tone silenced the room instantly, and Kenjiâs gaze never left the shorter man in front of him.
âKarasunoâs attacks keep rising â whether it means they are being especially gluttonous or whether they are gaining new members is currently unknown, but both are worrying in their own ways.â Moniwa raked a hand through his hair, âWe do, however, have people from our side monitoring them. Oikawa and Iwaizumi are on lookout constantly with their guys backing them up, so we are focusing on infiltration.â
âSilent, spontaneous, gives them no time to prepare, right?â Kenji grinned, and Moniwa nodded.
âLast thing we want is a casualty because of a stupid mistake,â Moniwa eyed Kenji and Aone with intensity, âAnd donât try and rile any of the ghouls up, Futakuchi. Weâre not entirely sure on their numbers, but all of them are to be treated as SS+, is that understood?â
âNot even one little taunt?â Kenji pouted, and Moniwa gave him a look.
âItâs going to be quite the challenge for you, huh, Futakuchi?â
Kenjiâs head whipped around, and he gave a pleasant smile, âWhy donât you shut your mouth, Kamasaki?â
âFutakuchi, just-â Moniwa sighed, âCan we go over this?â
âSure, sure.â
~
Overall, the plan was the same as any other that their squad dealt with â infiltrate and exterminate. Only with slightly more planning than that, and even more risk.
The Karasuno ghouls were incredibly clever, and in Kenjiâs point of view (pardoning the irony), quite omnivorous. They always found new ways to escape, to eat, to survive. Damn pain in the ass in terms of doing his job, but credit goes where credit is due â they are crafty buggers, and they really do put Kenjiâs squad mates through a world of paperwork hell.
Oikawa and Iwaizumi informed them that the person they trailed was most definitely a member of Karasuno, and they have a definitive location for their hideout. There was absolutely no doubt about it; the build and mask the ghoul had were absolutely remnant of the Karasuno they knew.
Karasuno had taken to jet black masks, the only colour to break it up was the orange of the eyeshades. The sides flicked out almost like wings, and they lived up to their karasu name.
The omnivorous crows, hunting and killing innocent people for their own food.
~
âYou sure you were being tailed, Nishinoya?â
âYep â the two guys were ones we ran into before, back in the thirteenth ward. Doves, and good ones at that.â
Daichi considered these facts carefully, and nodded. âThe doves from the Seijou squad?â Nishinoya nodded in confirmation, and there were whispers amongst the entire group again. âThey saw you enter in the fake hide-out?â Nod. âGood. It wonât bring them here, then.â
âThey usually set up a perimeter, if we donât get out before they get in were done for.â Sugawara stepped in, and Daichi and Nishinoya both gave a sound of confirmation.
âI donât think they would send Seijou in, though.â
âHm?â
Nishinoya shifted his weight from his right to his left leg, âOnly two of their guys were there, and if Seijou would be going, they would have already done it. Thatâs how they work.â
âThey could have gone back for more resources?â Yamaguchi piped up.
âI think their quinqueâs would have been fine against us,â Sugawara denied that, âIf they were going back, it would be to get the rest of the squad.â
âIf not Seijou, than who?â Tsukishima asked quietly, and the room stops.
âThey wouldnât send Shiratorizawa, would they?â Hinata asked, but Nishinoya shook his head.
âYamaguchi, do you think you can get word out of that dove you know? Whats-his-name, uh-â
âFutakuchi? I can ask, but I doubt heâd tell me.â
âOn ya, Yamaguchi!â Nishinoya clapped his back, and Yamaguchi nodded.
âJust be careful, alright, Yamaguchi. You might want to head back now?â Sugawara suggested, and Yamaguchi nodded, taking his bag and wishing his goodbyeâs to everyone.
âReport back at midnight if you can, alright Yamaguchi?â
âOkay, is the password sill the same?â
âYep, Kurooâs bedhair.â
âBest passcode ever, to be honest.â Daichi snickered, as though it would never get old (and it probably wouldnât, as as soon as Tsukishima had suggested it in the ghoul in questionâs presence, he gave the most wounded sound and wailed, hugging tightly on Tsukishimaâs waist until he apologized).
âIâll be here at midnight, then.â
âGood luck, Yamaguchi.â Tsukishima told him, and Yamaguchi gave him the brightest smile he could muster.
âThanks, Tsukki! Bye!â
~
âWhyâre you so interested in my work, Tadashi?â Kenji had asked, almost flustered by Yamaguchiâs sudden stream of questions.
Yamaguchi cocked his head to the side, âWell, it is a dangerous job, especially with those monsters hanging around. They kill people every day, so I want to make sure that youâre going to come back okay.â
âThereâs never really any guarantee that I will come back alive, you know.â Kenji answers, âBesides, Iâm not really sure âmonstersâ is the best word for them anymore.â
âWhat do you mean?â Yamaguchi swallows, and Kenji sighs, and rakes a hand through his hair.
âThere has to be a reason they act like this, why they kill so many. I mean, only psychopaths kill for fun, and itâs statistically impossible for every single ghoul to be a psychopath.â
âHm?â
âI mean, we â the CCG as an organisation â kill kids if theyâre ghouls. Is it really just? And what about peaceful ghouls, who really do only take what they need to survive.â
âSounds like youâve been doing a lot of thinking because of this band of ghouls.â
âKarasuno have broken into Cochlea to rescue a child ghoul before, and this case has got me thinking about that. I dunno, but itâs justâŚâ
âHard to stomach what happens to ghouls?â
âSomething like that,â Kenji nods, wrapping his arm around Yamaguchiâs shoulders, and playing with the ends of his hair, âBut donât worry about me, Iâll come back safe.â
âI hope so.â
~
Yamaguchi managed to arrive at Karasuno around when promised, and met Sugawara at the door.
âDatekou is assigned to us, and the raid will happen by the end of the week.â
âDatekou? You mean the one Futakuchi is in?â
Yamaguchi sighed, âThatâs the one. But thatâs not the worst thing.â
Sugawara looked at him curiously, âWhatâs worse than his squad coming after us? Well, Shiratorizawa or Seijou, but not the point.â
âHeâs⌠questioning things, questioning the CCG, and the way that society views us. And thatâs dangerous for him. Good, but dangerous.â
âYouâre worried about him?â Sugawara wrapped his arm around Yamaguchi, just as Kenji had done hours before, and Yamaguchi shrugged. âBe careful with that, Yamaguchi. Itâll be bad if he finds out â for both of you.â
âI know, itâs justâŚâ
âHumans rarely have those kinds of thoughts?â
âSomething like that.â
âYouâre growing fond of him?â
âSomething like that.â
~
The battle did reach Karasunoâs actual base (it was discovered the original location was fake, so they searched), and it was all guns blazing (and by guns, Kenji really meant quinqueâs were being swung in failed attempts to hit any ghouls).
They all dressed in their trademark black, and masks, fighting with their usual omnivorous style. They generally fought in pairs or threes, and they fought well.
Kenji focused on two of the taller members â both were around the same height, and had dark hair. One was a bit more built than the other, and his hair was raven black. The other was almost gangly, and lanky, and fought with far less distinction than the other.
Thatâs the one I want.
To Kenji, it seemed like the lanky one was hesitating, not giving his full strength. Considering their lives were on the line, Kenji would have thought that the ghoul would be actively attempting to defend himself, but he seemed⌠distant, almost as though he was trying to hold himself back.
Kenji knew though, the second the first casualty would be made, that all of the ghouls of Karasuno would not hold back, not even for a second. It made him stand his guard just slightly more.
~
Watching Kenji fight was both beautiful and horrifying, Yamaguchi noted, keeping his form simple and relaxed. Kageyama didnât hesitate in using his kagune to attack, jumping about and actively attempting to maim or kill their attackers.
He could hear Hinata yell something to Nishinoya, who yelled to Daichi, who made a clunking sound a second later.
âMove, move!â
Nobody in Karasuno dared to disobey Daichi when he yelled, so they all stopped fighting and sprinted off, those with enhanced speed due to their kaguneâs zipping ahead (Hinata went by in a blink of an eye, all that could be heard of Nishinoya was his yelling).
Yamaguchi looked back, though, and he let himself smile bitterly under his mask, following Tsukishima sprinting in front of him.