svtfoe characters as fast food joints/convenience store chains
im really grasping for straws in terms of content so here we go
Marco - Chipotle. Definitely grew up with good Hispanic home cooking from his grandmother, so if he’s gonna get a fast food burrito, he sure as hell ain’t going to Taco Bell. (even my very cuban and very traditional grandmother thinks chipotle ain’t half bad.... even tho their burrito game is kinda shit)
Furgason + Alfonso - In ‘N Out. Those dudes are literally the kind of Californians who would move out of California and say to people “oh, you’ve never had In ‘N Out?? You’ve never lived!”
Oskar - Taco Bell. Look at him. You fucking look at him and try to tell me that stoner doesn’t inhale quesaritos at 3 am.
Star - 7/11. Probably doesn’t feel too strongly about any fast food joint, but definitely worships slushees like they’re freaking demigods. She also likes the variety and freedom to be able to pick out as many sugary snacks as she wants. Letting her into any convenience store is like giving a 9 year old 100 dollars and telling them to get snacks for a road trip.
Jackie - Playa Bowls. If you don’t know what Playa Bowls is, google it, and you’ll see immediately why I’m right.
Janna - One of those hokey chain restaurants where the gimmick is that the waiters are purposely rude to you (ex: Dick’s Last Resort) and it’s supposed to be funny. She probably works there, actually.
Brittney - “Uh, I don’t eat fast food. It’s gross and unhealthy for you. You should eat kale instead.”











