#funnyfic

Until by allwaswell16 @allwaswell16

Length: 38k

Rural Eagle County, Colorado wasn’t the type of place to find a famous musician or actor. At least not until songwriter Louis Tomlinson showed up with pop star Niall Horan to visit his uncle’s horse ranch, and they just happened to find themselves next door to a reclusive former movie star.

Give A Little Sing To The Singles by LadyLondonderry @londonfoginacup

Length: 31k

Harry Styles is an adult now, with a real adult job (and benefits! Whatever those are!). He spends his days at the copier. Copying things.

That being said, no one told Harry that being an adult came with a confusingly chaotic boss, a copier machine that would be hell-bent on ruining his life, and a coworker so good looking that Harry might just have to quit. After all, Christmas is coming and if their office doesn’t win the decorating contest, Louis has threatened to break several laws and kneecaps in retaliation.

Happy Christmas, here’s to many more.

the magic that is you and me by scagnetism

Length: 18k

This man who was a complete stranger only a few hours ago – who still is a complete stranger, really – has taken over his heart and mind and he wants to understand the way they orbit each other, the way they fit after barely any time has passed. He feels like he’s just come alive, like a new part of him he didn’t know existed has suddenly been awakened, and he wants to feel this forever, wants to ride the high for the rest of his life.

Or, the AU where Harry works at Jason Mraz's avocado farm, Louis works for BuzzFeed, and they've only got a few hours to fall in love.

No one can insult Daryl Dixon, no one can joke with him without the risk of Daryl hitting them or growling at them. No one. 

But her. Carol Peletier.

Carol Peletier is his exception.

And Tara Chambler knows it.

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Carol is the only one who can touch him. In fact, she is constantly touching him or what it’s even better.. he is constantly looking for her touch. You can see it anytime they are together. 

They will move around the other, she will touch softly his hair and he will brush her hair gently. If you don’t know them, you may think it’s normal. But they are Daryl and Carol and looking at them while they touch at each other in that way..

It’s like watching a secret dance, a magical dance. 

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Carol is the only one who can call him funny names.Well, she can call him whatever the fuck she wants. He will tell her to stop the first time but he will smile after that and she will continue calling him whatever she has chosen. He will let her. Just her.

From time to time, someone would try to do the same..

- How are you, pookie?- asked Spencer one day

Of course that didn’t go well. Spencer had to go to his house fast after that,Daryl threw him some squirrels which he was cleaning.. and Spencer threw up. Poor boy

The funny thing was that next day, Carol just come back from a run with The Kingdom and she went to Daryl..

- Hi muffin- she said kissing his cheek

Everyone waited for him to shout at her or something like that. But she knew that wasn’t going to happen.. In fact, Daryl just looked at her and smiled at her telling her to stop.

Ahh love.

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And the most beautiful and funny thing ever happened when they all realised Daryl and Carol were finally together. It happened a morning. It was a normal day, nothing special. They were all in the kitchen together and Carol was teasing Daryl as usual.

- So, pookie can you bring me some chocolate? It’s Maggie’s birthday and I want to make a cake for her.. the poor girl really needs chocolate now that she is soo pregnant- said Carol smiling

- Yeah woman- said Daryl eating his breakfast

- And could you bring me too.. mm.. a new pair of boots,muffin?- Carol asked him as Morgan,Rick and Michonne tried not to laugh. She was so fascinated by them that she wasn’t even laughing.

- Yeah woman- said Daryl

- And could you maybe.. bring me a new coat? My coat is almost destroyed and I need a new one.. okay sweetheart?- asked Carol again.

- Yeah yeah okayy- said Daryl as he got up and went to kiss her in the lips- See you later, babe

And that’s it. The man just kissed her in front of everyone and called her babe. And he wasn’t embarrased. He didn’t go away looking red.He just went away as Carol continued making breakfast.

She would never forget the faces of the rest of their family or the naturality of Daryl and Carol. God. 

Those two... 

But after all, Carol was his exception. She would always be.

- So..- said Rick trying not to laugh-  Are you and Muffin Dixon okay?

Carol looked at him and she smiled.

- Perfect.. and it’s your stuff good, Rick? - she asked him and everyone laughed at Rick’s face

- I don’t say stuff anymore- he growled

Title: Bounty Hunter Hale Author: Captain_Loki Genre: Derek/Stiles, AU Rating: NC-17  Words: 8 964 Summary: Stiles had endured the grumbling ‘bounty hunters’ rant from his father for about a decade. In a show of solidarity he shared his father’s less than favorable opinion of them, and maybe it was just the fact that Batman was ranked only second to his father as childhood hero, but he tended to agree that justice should be an end in and of itself. This rather noble sentiment of Stiles’ was, however, flushed immediately down the proverbial toilet when, one afternoon, Stiles caught sight of the two hundred pounds of the pure muscle and leather that was Derek Hale.

Funny and cute! 

I'll put it in the cop!derek tag, but note that he's actually a bounty hunter. 

Title: Fireman Derek's Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] Author: Owlpostagain Genre: Derek/Stiles, Rom!Com-AU Words: 17 698 Summary: “He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."

The perfect quiproquo rom!com set up. Funny, witty and a real pleasure to read!