#funnyasstext

"Sahil ran down a hill throwing up a bunch of dollar bills and had his mouth filled with gold fishes that he killed...was he being forreaalss? He then made a deal, to jump off a cliff, then realized it was his balls that he can no long feel, so he ate an awesome meal and was happy as a seal. But he had to give birth to a bunch of tiny ass stones, and sadly ended up being alone :("  This is the greatest thing anyone has ever sent me LOLOLOLOL but even in these stories fake stories i end up alone -_- hahaha i am dyinggg! best thing is that half of these are inside jokes, making it all that much more funnier.