#funny twd

Negan: cut the shit or I’ll eat your ass.

Acyd: is that supposed to be threatening?

Negan: beat. Beat your ass. Autocorrect.

Acyd: Negan babe you’re… you’re talking out loud.

Negan: and? My brain is a fucked up typewriter. Makes its own goddamn decisions sometimes.

Acyd: that sounds like something I would say.

Negan: see? That’s good! You’re funny as hell.

Acyd: no, Negan. I’d say it in an autism way.

Negan: oh, right…

Acyd: yeaaaahhh, definitely nobody around anymore to help you unpack that. Just tell me you wanna eat me out and we can deal with that cause the other option is finding out you’re undiagnosed in your 50’s.

Negan: …. Will you sit on my face later