The Crew goes to QuackDonald's
*After a long day of Adventuring, (Let's be honest, 90% of the time they're just fucking around in the backwoods) The crew stop to pick up a bite to eat.
Kremy: Gid, I'm not much of a fast food eater.
Gideon: Yeah, Kremy? Can you tell what I'm thinking right now? I'm thinkin' "shut up and get a salad".
Torbek: Torbek want some McNuggets.
Gideon: We'll get to you, Torbek!
Gricko: I want a hamburger-- no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake.
[Hooting noises coming from the back]
Gricko: Oh yeah. And a happy meal for Hoostie.
Gideon: Uh, hello!
Peggy: Yes, welcome to QuackDonald's. Can I help you?
Gideon: Uh, yeah. We're gonna get 2 McChicken Sandwiches and a Diet Coke and... What do you want, Frost?
Frost: A McDLT.
Gideon: I already told you, they don't make those anymore.
Frost: You know, it's a regional thing. You could ask.
Kremy: No QuackDonald's anywhere makes an McDLT anymore!
Gricko: I'd love a Shamrock Shake if they got any of those.
Kremy: It's September, Gricko!
Frost: I'm just sayin', they have all the ingredients for a McDe...
[a car behind them honks its horn]
Gideon: Just hang on! Alright?! There are a lot of us! There's a lot - it's a big order!
Torbek: What time do they stop serving breakfast?
Kremy: It's 3:00!
Torbek: Some of them serve breakfast all day.
Kremy: NONE OF EM' SERVE BREAKFAST ALL DAY!!!
Gideon: Do you guys have beer?
The Crew goes Bowling
Kremy: Alright, everyone got their bowling shoes?
Torbek: Torbek doesn't have his shoes.
Kremy: Torbek, we were just at the counter! Why didn't you get your shoes?
Gideon: I don't have my shoes either.
Kremy: What the he- You need your shoes to bowl!
Gideon: Now why exactly can I not wear my boots? What is the danger there?
Kremy: Because Gideon! Because Gid, those are the rules!
Gideon: Well, I think it's just because they want another dollar fifty from me.
Kremy: Alright, I'm putting our names in. Gricko...
Gricko: Wait, don't put Gricko!
Kremy: *signs*
Gricko: Put king shmebulock!
Kremy: I don't know how to change it! I already typed it in!
Torbek: Put Torbek as Torbek is Awesome.
Kremy: I'M NOT PUTTING EVERYONE AS A FAKE NAME!
Frost: How do you want to do the teams?
Gideon: How about Brains over Muscles?
Kremy: Gideon, don't be an instigater.
Torbek: Torbek has to pee.
Kremy: *signs* Gricko, can you please take Torbek to the bathroom?
Gricko: Ok.
