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Carmine: Do you know why koala bears don’t classify as bears?
Hiromi: Because they’re marsupials?
Carmine:
Hiromi:
Carmine: *gets up and walks away*
Hiromi:
Carmine, grumbling: Because they’re marsupials- NO BECAUSE THEY LACK THE KOALIFICATIONS.
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*late at night in the boys’ apartment*
Larkyn: I have a question.
Errol: shoot.
Larkyn: In the word scent, is it the s or c that is silent?
Carmine: Fuck you. Absolutely, fuck you. I’m going to be thinking about this all night.
Errol: Okay well cent is spelled the same way in scent so I’d say it’s the s.
Larkyn: But sent is also spelled the same way!
Carmine: Okay, google says the c was added to the word in the 17th century so I’d say the c is silent.
Ronin, too sleep deprived to be dealing with this shit: Plot twist, both the s and c are silent and the letter e is the sss sound.
Larkyn:
Errol:
Carmine:
Larkyn: Ronin isn’t allowed to talk anymore.
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Happy Birthday Carmine!!!! (April 30th, 1997)
“I need to ask you something, and I need answers. I need to know why you chose me,” Carmine cried to the heavens. Tears slowly fell down his cheeks as he spoke. “I mean, the others are so much better than I am. I’m not as kind as Destry, or passionate as Phoenix. I don’t care enough like Errol and Arcadia. I’m not as disciplined and perfect like H-Hiro. And I’m sure as hell not smart enough to be picked over Larkyn or Ronin. Ronin gave up his entire life for this, and you’re telling him it was all useless! He had plans, and ambitions and I gave nothing! I am nothing!”
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Ronin: No offense, but some guys turn on other guys way too easily.
Carmine:
Carmine: I’m sorry, my bi ass did not hear that correctly... I need ear bleach.
Carmine: (showing Ronin a newspaper) Check this out.
Ronin: No.
Carmine: Just read it, it’s funny.
Ronin: I don’t read comics. They’re a subpar form of artistic and social commentary.
Carmine: You’ve never read comics?
Ronin: No.
Carmine: Are you serious? You’ve never read Charlie Brown?
Ronin: Stop being insane Carmine. You know the answer.
(Later in the yard)
Carmine, calling out to Ronin, football in hand: Okay! I’ll hold the ball, and you kick it!
Larkyn: Guess what I'm about to get?
Carmine: On my nerves.
