#fuckyousteven

My friend Steve and I went camping and got lost while on a walk.

He decided to quote a Turkish proverb. He isn’t even Turkish.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? No

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bear

8: Do you have freckles? Meh

9: Do you always smile for pictures? No

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? Excessive noise and breathing during eating

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Yup

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Yup

13: What about pooped in the woods? No

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Yes

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? No

16: How many people have you slept with this week? 200

17: What size is your bed? Twin

18: What is your Song of the week? Uh, Royals i guess

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Sure

20: Do you still watch cartoons? Meh

21: Whats your least favorite movie? I hate a lot of movies so i don't know

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Marina's Trench

23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size? Uh as in size of my trousers, then 32 i think. i dunno

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Bbq or honey mustard

25: What is your favorite food? Tiramisu or pizza

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Smokey and the Bandit, Back to The Future

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? Miranda

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? For like a week

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Uh, do note cards count? If so like last week

31: Can you change the oil on a car? No

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No

33: Ever ran out of gas? No

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Philly Cheese or Cuban

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Omelettes and muffins

36: What is your usual bedtime? 9-10 on weekdays and whenever on weekends

37: Are you lazy? Hell yeah

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A lot of things

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Taurus/Bull

40: Are you horny? Nope

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos

43: Are you stubborn? yes

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Dont really care

45: Ever watch soap operas? Nooo

46: Are you afraid of heights? somewhat

47: Do you sing in the car? yes

48: Do you sing in the shower? yes

49: Do you dance in the car? yes

50: Ever used a gun? Yes

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? School photos

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? Somewhat

53: Is Christmas stressful? Not really

54: Ever eat a pierogi? no

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple 

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Architect, paramedic, cop, firefighter, game designer, history teacher

57: Do you believe in ghosts? yes

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yes

59: Take a vitamin daily? no

60: Wear slippers? no

61: Wear a bath robe? no

62: What do you wear to bed? boxers and a tee-shirt

63: First concert? Dunno

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Walmart

65: Nike or Adidas? Vans

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? maybe

69: Ever take dance lessons? no

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? meh

71: Can you curl your tongue? meh

72: Ever won a spelling bee? i think

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? no

74: Own any record albums? no

75: Own a record player? no

76: Regularly burn incense? no

77: Ever been in love? possibly (yes)

78: Who would you like to see in concert? Uh, deadmau5 and Queen if that was physically possible

79: What was the last concert you saw? dunno

 80: Hot tea or cold tea? cold

81: Tea or coffee? tea

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? snickerdoodles

83: Can you swim well? yes

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yes

85: Are you patient? no

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? dj, more songs

87: Ever won a contest? yes

88: Ever have plastic surgery? almost

89: Which are better black or green olives? neither

90: Can you knit or crochet? no

91: Best room for a fireplace? living room

92: Do you want to get married? yes

93: If married, how long have you been married?

94: Who was your HS crush? many

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no

96: Do you have kids?no

97: Do you want kids?yes

98: Whats your favorite color? blue and red