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Listen, anon. The only thing I know is that this is Marcus watching you walk down the aisle to marry his son the morning after.

(For those asking for a part two, I don't know if I have time to write it. And even if I did, I honestly don’t know which way I want it to go… but I gotta say the temptation to rip out this general's heart [and ours] is strong)

Look at bb’s shoulders/arms/waist ratio through the years 🤩 seriously who gave him permission?!!

Unfortunately I did not think of snapping a picture, but I still wanted to thank you for your service 🧡

This makes me so freaking happy 😭 As I already told you, I'm so proud of you for knocking the lecture out of the park, and I'm so glad that Frankie and Dieter did their part to cheer you on the whole time 🧡

Hello sweet anon! So the original plan for Seams was two more chapters in the main series. I actually forgot I have a half-written penultimate chapter in my drafts, but at this point I'm not sure I would finish the series 🥺

The good thing is Seams is very much an open-ended series, so strictly speaking it doesn't ever end, and I've written so many drabbles for the universe that I think it feels very full as it is ❤️ Thank you for missing my babies, I miss them too!

Sweet anon this is so kind 🥹 it will be two years in August since we said goodbye to Palomino, and I still think about our cowboy and his Darlin'. Thank you for loving them, being able to share this story with all of you will forever be my pride and joy ❤️

It's happening anon, and trust me, I'm frothing at the mouth too 🥵 It's very, very different from what I have written in the past, and I'm having such a blast with it! I'm getting into the smut now, wish me luck 😌

Awww anon! From what interviews there are, they seem to have the best chemistry! And don't forget they filmed We Can Be Heroes together too. I do miss them 🥹

And while we're at it, I miss the holy trinity 😭

As always, thank you so much for all you do for the Pedro fandom! 💖

This ask is literally 8 months old, I’m so sorry sweet anon 😭 I kept putting it off because I felt like I couldn’t do your ask justice. I still think I can do a much better job than this, but since it’s Boxing Day, I thought I’d leave this naked man under all of your trees.

Please forgive the half-assed analysis because my mind doesn’t work in the face of such broadness 🫠 And of course, we can only use half-naked pics because we need clear references for science.

Let's talk overall broadness first. This man majorly beefed up in between Nikita (2013) and the first season of Narcos (2015). I was going to use 3:5 cropping for both gifs, but I literally couldn't fit all of Javier in that frame. That's how bloody broad this man had gotten.

Can we admire the corded muscles running down Javier's side for a second? Look at the lines. Look at them. He is significantly thicker and more sculpted compared to Liam, he definitely put his hours in the gym in those couple of years.

Skipping forward to the next time we see this man half-naked on screen in TUWOMT in 2022, he has clearly gotten even broader horizontally and also filled out in thickness. The shoulders are bigger, and look at those tiddies pecs practically leaping off the screen, and that soft belly. They knew what they were doing not giving us a full frontal shot of Javi G - he's a danger to ovaries everywhere.

Now let's move on to shoulder-to-waist ratio. Compared to Liam, Javier has a more pronounced dip in the waist thanks to the broader shoulders and the tiny little waist that stayed tiny. If you draw lines connecting shoulders to waist, Liam is more boxy and Javier is more of a trapezium.

While we don't see Javi G stand up fully, that shoulder-to-waist ratio is clearly still there, even if he is broader on both ends overall. That slutty nip in the waist is still very much present.

Ok that's all the analysis my turkey-fogged brain is capable of right now. This is such a broad topic (tehehe), consider this a prelude of sorts. I'm sure I'll be doing more of a deep dive one day, because we haven't even gotten to that little tush yet.

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