#fuckgate

for midsummer night's dream, all lines where a word is rhymed with "puck" are changed to the word fuck. no questions asked.

we've had excellent hamlet ideas, but i'd like to propose: "but two months dead! nay, not so much, not two... and yet, within a fucking month-"

Personally I feel Emilia is most entitled to the token fuck in Othello and I'm proposing "Look you, Cassio! ...And my fucking husband."

i raise you: "if i were a man, i would eat his fucking heart in the marketplace"

i’ve already made this joke but i still stand by “doubt thou the stars are fire / doubt that the sun doth move / doubt truth to be a liar / but never doubt i fuck” because i peaked back then. it would be funny if polonius shouts fuck and just falls over when hamlet stabs him tho