#fuckedelf

pjackk died and was reincarnated as an elf but what tumblr users don’t know is that before even this his past life was a colonial Bostonian eccentric named (Lord) Timothy Dexter who became very wealthy from lucky timing during a series of seemingly absurd business investments (such as shipping coal to Newcastle which arrived during the beginning of a miners’ strike) and then self-published his own “A Pickle for the Knowing Ones” despite being near illiterate:

the auteur of the gimmick account

I'm glad we brought Pjackk back as an elf.