Dad: Where did our second bonsai pot go?
Me: Huh? I put it in the chest, I think.
Dad: It's not there. I checked all of- oh my fucking god, go into 3rd person view.
Me: Why, what- oh, that's funny. I didn't even notice!
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Me: *Obtained a random event stick with a 'when equipped' slot that gives me a moment of pause*
Me: *Is having a terrible thought*
Me: *Is debating on if I should do it*
Me: *Won't have any other better chance to do it and equips it*
Me: *Casually walks up next to my dad and crouches*
Me: *execute flatulance.exe*
Dad: ... What the hell- was that- Do that again.
Me: *crouches and poots again*
Dad: *is now laughing, I have won*
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Dad: Okay, we need to get rid of this Questing Ram. It keeps knocking into me when I'm trying to craft.
Me: Got it. *Puts it into the Ender-Lead*
Stoneblock 4: *About to do what is called a Pro-Gamer Move*
Stoneblock 4: *Immediately spawns yet another Questing Ram*
Dad: Okay, that's timing.
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Dad: Is this... Why does it say -100% Gravity?
Me: Wear it.
Dad: Okay, nothing's- oh, I'm floating... I have stopped moving upwards- oh shit, there's that damn goat- aaaaand... Why am I not falling?
Me: Did a goat really just knock you off a ledge?
Dad: I think my anti-gravity stick saved me. The hell?
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Dad: I got the tech stuff, you want to do the magic stuff?
Me: I just got us a geologist and an archaeologist. I also just got us a level 22 iron chicken. let me know when you get the materials for tier 4 chicken seeds and I can get us renewable tier 4 materials.
Dad: You discovering what you can grow chicken seeds was a game-changer.
Me: Me realizing I can breed higher tier chickens for the tier souls was the real game changer.
Dad: Yes, that too. Why are we leveling the iron chicken up again?
Me: You wanted more iron, yeah?
Dad: yes?
Me: It used to be 1:1 seed to resource, now it's like... 1:12 seed to resource.
Dad: Oooooo. Nice.
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Me: *Obtains a new stick, notices the name*
Me: Heeeey, Daaaad?
Dad: What's up?
Me: This is a stick-up! Give me all yer coins! *tosses the event stick to my dad*
Dad: Okay, that's funny. I just keep getting Stick Wars the Sequel.











