#fruutcat

omg, my poor queue, I have to learn to post relevant things immediately instead of just letting them sit for ages.

but anyway. dude. DUDE. I want the ENTIRE PLAYLIST. I want the songs, the artists, the order it goes in. I want his carefully hand-chosen hipster 8tracks cover art.

WINTER SOLDIER: THE MUSICAL

WINTER SOLDIER, SUPERSTAR

WINTER SOLDIER, THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET

SPRINGTIME FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER (wait)

oh man sign language

and consider: a cosmetic surgery designed for blind people where silicone (or something) dots are implanted under their skin into braille that reads as what their soulmate's greeting is going to be so that they can remind themselves of it every day just like a seeing person

sign language appearing as a white-ink tattoo of what the person is signing

and what if it could be indirect? like, someone addressing a crowd, and their soulmate is standing there and they push to the front and just shout something and the entire conference/protest/whatever halts in its tracks as these people meet each other for the first time

and i mean, that doesn't even get into what a soulmate actually is in this universe- what if they could be platonic or romantic? what about people with two difference sentences is different colours or fonts on their body, because they have two soulmates? 

what about the kid who gets all the way to twelfth grade with an awful chemistry pun on their arm, and guess what the first thing out of their chem teacher's mouth is on the first day of school? "in this class there will be no funny business- I'VE GOT MY ION YOU" or some shit and the student just stand up and says "YOU HAVENT EVEN TOLD US YOUR NAME YET, DAMN IT" and there is no class that day, duh

imagine online communities of people searching for their soulmates and no one ever posts the phrase they have, it's taboo because if fucks everything up if your soulmate knows what your phrase is before you meet them, shit just never works out that way, but they post what language it's in

big conferences where people go around just talking to everyone, and even one pairing among a crowd of two thousand people is amazing, everyone is so pleased

imagine an old man on his deathbed, and a new nurse walks into his room and says, "mr king i'm thomas, i'll be your nurse for today" and he just bursts into tears and says, "you look like my son" and it's awful and it's amazing

nope its a trope you got this do it

oh good because i was thinking like

in a world where the first word your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your body, standard greetings and introductions wouldn't exist, or there would be too many people with generic "hey there" or "hello" or "hi, my name's x, y, or z"s on them and no one would ever find their soulmate; also, people would have to be encouraged to greet others in their first language, even if they're in a place that doesn't generally speak that language, for even more ease of identification

so it would be standard when meeting someone to just blurt out the first thing that came to you or whatever you were thinking at the time, and then everyone would have something unique

does that makes sense???

also, like: people with the mark somewhere visible, like their hands or their face ("oh, yeah, my cousin joe has 'FUCK OFF' tattooed across his forehead, it's amazing") would have to cover the marks with makeup to keep people from just reading them aloud by accident and fucking everything up

and it would be standard that you shouldn't generally say something like "OH MY GOD ITS YOU" or half the damn population would have that shit on them and no one would ever get anywhere

AND SO MANY OTHER THINGS NO ONE HAS EVER BOTHERED TO THINK THIS THROUGH BUT ITS PERFECT

sorry dude stay strong care for yourself

jesus, i thought you meant a satyr. DISAPPOINTED

HOW/WHERE ARE YOU WATCHING THIS, FRIEND

i'm watching it heeeere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_0Pdb97Mjc