Also like what if someone just signed, how would it be written? And what if it's written like really tiny and somebody happens to finally find it and it reads "OMG i found it it's in your buttcrack!" so cute. And like how would it effect someone's life if theirs said "hello mr. president" yeah keep em coming dude!
and consider: a cosmetic surgery designed for blind people where silicone (or something) dots are implanted under their skin into braille that reads as what their soulmate's greeting is going to be so that they can remind themselves of it every day just like a seeing person
sign language appearing as a white-ink tattoo of what the person is signing
and what if it could be indirect? like, someone addressing a crowd, and their soulmate is standing there and they push to the front and just shout something and the entire conference/protest/whatever halts in its tracks as these people meet each other for the first time
and i mean, that doesn't even get into what a soulmate actually is in this universe- what if they could be platonic or romantic? what about people with two difference sentences is different colours or fonts on their body, because they have two soulmates?Â
what about the kid who gets all the way to twelfth grade with an awful chemistry pun on their arm, and guess what the first thing out of their chem teacher's mouth is on the first day of school? "in this class there will be no funny business- I'VE GOT MY ION YOU" or some shit and the student just stand up and says "YOU HAVENT EVEN TOLD US YOUR NAME YET, DAMN IT" and there is no class that day, duh
imagine online communities of people searching for their soulmates and no one ever posts the phrase they have, it's taboo because if fucks everything up if your soulmate knows what your phrase is before you meet them, shit just never works out that way, but they post what language it's in
big conferences where people go around just talking to everyone, and even one pairing among a crowd of two thousand people is amazing, everyone is so pleased
imagine an old man on his deathbed, and a new nurse walks into his room and says, "mr king i'm thomas, i'll be your nurse for today" and he just bursts into tears and says, "you look like my son" and it's awful and it's amazing
there has to be as much tragedy as there is joy in a world where everyone is 100% guaranteed to meet their perfect intellectual and spiritual match. it can't be perfect all the time. but it would be wonderful too, i think, and ugh holy shit okay im dead
