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UH BUH OK HERE WE GO

BEVERLY COMES FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF REASON, NJ (where the story takes place) BUT IS FORCED TO TRANSFER TO ORVILLE’S SCHOOL DUE TO SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT SCHOOL ZONES AFTER THEY MOVE. ORVILLE CONVENIENTLY LIVES WITHIN A FEW HOUSES FROM HER. TURNS OUT THEY SPECIFICALLY THREW A BITCH-FIT ABOUT THIS IN THE HOPES THAT WHEN SHE TRANSFERRED IN FOR HER SENIOR YEAR SHE’D BE ON THEIR SOFTBALL TEAM BECAUSE SHE’S AN AMAZING PITCHER.

ORVILLE WORRIES ABOUT HIS PARENTS MORE THAN HE PROBABLY SHOULD. IS SLIGHT RELIGIOUS BECAUSE HIS DAD IS A RECOVERING NOSFERATU (basically bad vampire that eats people) AND WHILE HIS DAD HASN’T HAD HUMAN BLOOD IN DECADES, ORVILLE STILL WORRIES HE MIGHT GO TO HELL WHEN HE DIES. ORVILLE WORRIES ABOUT HIS MOM BECAUSE SHE CAN’T VISIT HER PARENTS LIKE A “NORMAL” PERSON (they still live in a zoo as bats) OR AUSTRALIA AGAIN WITHOUT WORRY OF RETALIATION BY AUSSIE RACISTS AGAINST ABORIGINAL AUSTRALIANS.