[whines] also like her slowly (slowly) crashing at his and albus’s dorm more and more (im sorry albus)

timdrakesbutt replied to your post: god and i feel like maddox and darcy would be that...

scorpius will be disgusted (no just weirded out) (UR UPPIN THE ANTE GOLDSTEIN!!! secret nemeses) (albus like stop kissing me everywhere in public ur embarrassing) (laser eyes at maddox’s back while he snogs darcy) (JOKING?? BC SCORPIUS IS CHILL mB)

lol don't ever feel sry for albus (never feel sorry for albus r u kidding me) omg like al waking up and darcy and maddox are in his bed all sprawled and he's like "wtf is going on pls stop you don't live here darcy"

yes fill me in on the zabini kid 

"Shit, is this too cliche?" he's worried about the way he's telling, while he's telling her. He can't tell if the smile on her face is tight because she's trying too hard to not laugh, or trying too hard to not reach over and strangle him right there. 

"I... not it isn't, I just -- I forget what I was going to say after that, uh, first part," he stumbles. Maddox Goldstein the Great TM, Silver Tongued Snark Master of the Universe, rendered speechless because he is in love with something

(someone)

other than his customized wood elf on Skyrim. 

"You're a dumbass," Darcy rolls her eyes and throws a pillow at him, "I love you too. There, how's that? Can you say it now?"

Maddox stares, and nods, "I love you."

not when u use that tone young lady

But she always comes back, right? 

Not this time, because when you wake up in your bed, you're cold. 

"Darcy?" you ask. The room is so empty her names doesn't hang, it doesn't echo, is just falls to the ground in the thin air, and it's gone.

You don't pay attention, and you finally get your third character on Borderlands 2 up to the level cap. Then you ask again,

Darcy?

No answer, and you feel your heart start to shatter, a new sensation, and your eyes water because oh god it hurts.

You decide to check -- why did it take you this long to check? -- and you find her clothes are gone.

Her lipstick, her high heels, her tape. Gone. Just the way her name disappears once it slips off of your tongue, off your lips.

Darcy? Your voice cracks, and that's when you realize that she doesn't always have to come back. 

And why should she? 

Who cooks: darcy omg i'm so sorry but you do NOT want maddox cooking for you. kj;ldfg bUT HE PROBABLY TRIES TO COOK FOR HER ALL THE TIME I'M CRYING "darcy look! i made salmon! we actually might die! let's eat!!!!!!!!" 

Who does the laundry and other chores: again darcy is gonna have to clean up after maddox's stUPID ass. he is so anti cleaning that it's disgusting. she can smack him and tell him to clean when she's tired. i feel liek he's more scared of her wrath than he is of cleaning up dirty clothes. 

How many children do they have: may..... be two? CARSYN WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MORE OKAY

Who’s more dominate: darcy omg. like tbh she's the one that makes all the moves. SHE KISSES HIM TO GET HIS ATTENTION and pushes him around and he'll sit there and take i'm laughing i'm so sorry maddox is the shittiest

Favorite nonsexual activity: not gonna lie he LOVES watching her dance. and it's not just because of legs he just.... really likes ballet and ugh stars in his eyes while she's dancing okay

Their favorite place to be together: on the couch cuddling :') or backstage after she's just got done performing????

Any traditions: lmao what are traditions. i'm p sure the only thing that they do that could be considered a tradition is making out while he plays video games omf

Their “song”:  LOL "SUCK MY KISS" BYT HE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS (not really but omfg idk as;ldkfjasdf CARSYN HELP ME)

What they do for each other on holidays: i feel like maddox tries to go all out and showers her with presents and love and gross romantic things to make up for be a shit head but then fucks everything up somehow because he is TERRIBLE at planning. i'm not sure what darcy would do tho (he just wants kisses okay!!!!!)

Where did they go for their honeymoon: ..... vegas

Where did they first meet: SCHOOl. in class together. he probably made fun of her and then apologized because he was afraid of...... som.....ething

Any pets: pls isn't maddox enough (they probably have a big dog and maddox loves it and its exactly like maddox good luck darcy)

What do they fight over: "maddox wtf stop playing video games you need to go grocery shopping" "maddox PUT THE REMOTE DOWN" "darcy i'm sorry but you can't take ur shoes off in here" "DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST KNIFE ME I WAS SHOOTING YOU I DON'T HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME" constantly shouting at each other but also givin' each other kisses!!!!