Stan drank the pop slowly. âMr. Hoately?â
âHow do you ever get a guy to geek? Or is this the only one? I mean, is a guy born that wayâliking to bite the heads off chickens?â
Clem slowly closed one eye. âLet me tell you something, kid. In the carny world you donât ask nothing. And youâll get told no lies.â
âOkay. But did you just happen to find this fellowâdoingâdoing this somewhere behind a barn, and work up the act?â
Clem pushed back his hat. âI like you, kid. I like you a lot. And just for that Iâm going to give you a treat. Iâm not going to give you a boot in the ass, get it? Thatâs the treat.â
Stan grinned, his cool, bright blue eyes never leaving the older manâs face. Suddenly Hoately dropped his voice.
âJust because Iâm your pal I ainât going to crap you up. You want to know where geeks came from. Well, listenâyou donât find âem. You make âem.â
He let this sink in, but Stanton Carlisle never moved a muscle. âOkay. But how?â
Hoately grabbed the youth by the shirt front and drew him nearer. âListen, kid. Do I have to draw you a damn blueprint? You pick up a guy and he ainât a geekâheâs a drunk. A bottle-a-day booze fool. So you tell him like this: âI got a little job for you. Itâs a temporary job. We got to get a new geek. So until we do youâll put on the geek outfit and fake it.â You tell him, âYou donât have do nothing. Youâll have a razor blade in your hand and when you pick up the chicken you give it a little nick with the blade and then make like youâre drinking the blood. Same with rats. The marks donât know no different.'â
Hoately ran his eye up and down the midway, sizing up the crowd. He turned back to Stan. âWell, he does this for a week and you see to it that he gets his bottle regular and a place to sleep it off in. He likes this fine. This is what he thinks is heaven. So after a week you say to him like this, you say, âWell, I got to get me a real geek. Youâre through.â He scares up at this because nothing scares a real rummy like the chance of a dry spell and getting the horrors. He says, âWhatâs the matter? Ainât I doing okay?â So you say, âLike crap youâre doing okay. You canât draw no crowd faking a geek. Turn in your outfit. Youâre through.â Then you walk away. He comes following you, begging for another chance and you say, âOkay. But after tonight out you go.â But you give him his bottle.
âThat night you drag out the lecture and lay it on thick. All the while youâre talking heâs thinking about sobering up and getting the crawling shakes. You give him time to think it over, while youâre talking. Then throw in the chicken. Heâll geek.â
william lindsay gresham, nightmare alley