#frogofthemonth

Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.

Replace AI datacenters with Frog Center where instead of computer we have a cool frog pond where you can visit a frog or maybe 2 frogs.

Boss told me my software had too many bugs so I plugged a frog directly into the mainframe. Frog ate all the bugs and was so much better than me that I was fired. Now the frog has my job and my wife and my kids call him dad instead of me.

If you're reading this you have been DRAFTED into the frog war. The frogs cannot agree on who gets to nap on the good lily pad that floats tranquilly in a sunbeam, so we're all going to get real big and mad and croak real loud at each other until someone wins.

I have an announcement. It was me, I was putting the chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay. The chemicals was actually Dr Pepper. The frogs were already gay but the Dr Pepper made them gayer. I am not sorry.

I am climbing up the 5g cel towers and attaching a Toad Booster. All toads within range will be Boosted.