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Ribbit: Yeah, I’m green and sexy! Just like Shrek!

Kaufmo: Eh, I’d say you’re more like the green alien from the “Dame tu Cosita” music video from 2018…

Ribbit: …

(later, at Ribbit's funeral)

Kaufmo: (removing his hat as he goes to speak) …I didn’t think she’d take it so personally...

Jax: (through tears) You asshole…

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(Jax when he first got to the circus)

Jax: W—WAIT— WHERE AM I!?

Caine: THE DIGITAL CIRCUS!!! Say goodbye to your old life!

Jax: W—wait— no! I— I can’t— (has a panic attack)

(Ribbit and Kaufmo are watching from a few feet away)

Ribbit: Aww…

Kaufmo: Yeah, doesn’t it just break your heart seeing people losing their old lives?

Ribbit: We’re parents now!

Kaufmo: NO—

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(Ribbit and Kaufmo are trying to get Jax to show his emotions)

Kaufmo: Hold up, I got a plan.

Kaufmo: (smacks Jax) Take THAT, sir! Behold a grown man— WEEPING at—

Jax: (hits Kaufmo with a chair)

Kaufmo: Ugh… eehhh…

Ribbit: THAT was your plan!? …Are you crying?

Kaufmo: YES, I'M CRYING— HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR—

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Ribbit: I don’t know what to do! Kaufmo, we need a new approach... a new tactic!

Kaufmo: I GOT IT— LETS GET NAKED—

Ribbit: No, no, no— let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate.

Kaufmo: Oh [bonk!], I already texted Jax—

Jax: YOU [BOI-OI-OING!]—

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(There’s a knock at Ribbit's door. They walk over and answer it.)

Ribbit: (sighs) What do you want, Kaufmo?

Kaufmo: (walks in) Tch— you know EXACTLY what I want... here to pick up my son.

Ribbit: (gestures to baby Jax in the crib)

Kaufmo: (walks over, smiles, and picks him up) Hey, son...

Jax: (smiles up at him)

Kaufmo: (puts baby Jax right back in the crib and then walks back to the door) I’ll be back next week to pick him up again!

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Kaufmo: Oh, Ribbit! Thank God you’re OK! I was so worried!

Ribbit: Eheheh, yeah…. You didn’t cry, did you?

Kaufmo: …Well, I was really worried—

Ribbit: Kaufmo, if you cried, we are done...

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Ribbit: Yeah, I’m green and sexy! Just like Shrek!

Kaufmo: Eh, I’d say you’re more like the green alien from the “Dame tu Cosita” music video from 2018…

Ribbit: …

(later, at Ribbit's funeral)

Kaufmo: (removing his hat as he goes to speak) …I didn’t think she’d take it so personally...

Jax: (through tears) You asshole…

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(Jax when he first got to the circus)

Jax: W—WAIT— WHERE AM I!?

Caine: THE DIGITAL CIRCUS!!! Say goodbye to your old life!

Jax: W—wait— no! I— I can’t— (has a panic attack)

(Ribbit and Kaufmo are watching from a few feet away)

Ribbit: Aww…

Kaufmo: Yeah, doesn’t it just break your heart seeing people losing their old lives?

Ribbit: We’re parents now!

Kaufmo: NO—

(Ribbit and Kaufmo are trying to get Jax to show his emotions)

Kaufmo: Hold up, I got a plan.

Kaufmo: (smacks Jax) Take THAT, sir! Behold a grown man— WEEPING at—

Jax: (hits Kaufmo with a chair)

Kaufmo: Ugh… eehhh…

Ribbit: THAT was your plan!? …Are you crying?

Kaufmo: YES, I'M CRYING— HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR—

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Ribbit: I don’t know what to do! Kaufmo, we need a new approach... a new tactic!

Kaufmo: I GOT IT— LETS GET NAKED—

Ribbit: No, no, no— let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate.

Kaufmo: Oh [bonk!], I already texted Jax—

Jax: YOU [BOI-OI-OING!]—

(There’s a knock at Ribbit's door. They walk over and answer it.)

Ribbit: (sighs) What do you want, Kaufmo?

Kaufmo: (walks in) Tch— you know EXACTLY what I want... here to pick up my son.

Ribbit: (gestures to baby Jax in the crib)

Kaufmo: (walks over, smiles, and picks him up) Hey, son...

Jax: (smiles up at him)

Kaufmo: (puts baby Jax right back in the crib and then walks back to the door) I’ll be back next week to pick him up again!

Kaufmo: Oh, Ribbit! Thank God you’re OK! I was so worried!

Ribbit: Eheheh, yeah…. You didn’t cry, did you?

Kaufmo: …Well, I was really worried—

Ribbit: Kaufmo, if you cried, we are done...

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