💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

get over here. now. we are going to have some disgusting sex and then youre gonna listen to me talk about dinosaurs for an hour until i inevitably fall asleep thinking about the nanotyrannus. but seriously why do i live so far from all the hot people on hereeee????? the world is cruel. then again id absolutely hurt myself from the sheer amount of fucking id be doing so. maybe its for the best. and also get over here now youre hot as fuck and its an issue

[ image: a doodle of joe from awful hospital. he's very simplified and made to look like he's drawn on ruled paper. he has his hands on his hips.]

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christ other me was down bad too, huh. helloooo hamato self sacrifice, it's ya boi Mike, spotting this shit a mile away.

They're... so, so much more devastating. So much more.