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OK so I was tagged for this by @mvlfxy like ages ago and I only now got around to doing this...  Thank you btw aaaaa

Anyhoo

rules: answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

LAST

drink – orange juice phone call – sister forgot the bus money text message – @acciopuff, we were screaming about magicians and mike wazowski  song you listened to – uuhhhhhh I think it was The Summit by Vysotsky  time you cried – um.  this morning.  more like angry cried though.  

HAVE YOU EVER

hated someone twice – yeah.  not sure what “twice” means but yeah, probably kissed someone and regretted it – nope been cheated on – nah lost someone special – not really been depressed – idk gotten drunk and thrown up – no made new friends – yes fallen out of love – yep laughed until you cried – oh god.  yes.  i get horrible laughing fits found out someone was talking about you – yeah  met someone who changed you – yes ( @musicaltheatrejunkie it’s you) found out who your friends are – yes in fact i have discovered that several of my friends are actually butterflies in robot human suits kissed someone from your facebook list – nah kissed a stranger – nah drank hard liquor – nope  lost glasses or contact lenses – pal i can’t lose what’s always on my face like I swear, I never take off my glasses except for sleep, I’m blind without them turned someone down – nope sex on the first date – ppffttt no broken someone’s heart – i don’t think so had your heart broken – yeah, but i was like, 10, so I’m not sure it counts been arrested – happily nope cried when someone died – not really fallen for a friend – yep kissed on the first date – yep

GENERAL

list 3 favorite colors – black, green and silver (ok I know how it sounds but I swear it’s not just because of my Hogwarts house, I love midnight blue as well) how many facebook friends do you know in real life – all do you have any pets – do siblings count? do you want to change your name – once wanted to, but since then I discovered that it’s the same as a lost city, and there’s a battle of me, so honestly not anymore what time did you wake up – 6:45 am what were you watching at midnight last night – a fucked-up dream about a carnivorous grasshopper swarm name something you can’t wait for – the new season of Doctor Who okay I am freaking out about Thirteen and I can’t wait to frickin see it aaa when was the last time you saw your mom – a few hours ago what is one thing you wish you could change in your life –  tbh i wouldn’t change anything.  My experiences make me who I am, and while I don’t like some aspects of myself, I wouldn’t change it, ever what are you listening to right now –  the sound of an airplane taking off (airport is nearby), keys clacking, a car driving on a nearby street.  It’s quiet Have you ever talked to a person named Tom – no.  Not ever.  And it’s really messing up my brain now, I’ve never even met a single frickin Tom something that is getting on your nerves right now – at this point, nothing really...  hhoooo boy it’s all waiting.   most visited website – this blue hellhole mole/s – yup.  some.   mark/s – this rad dent of a scar on my temple, from where I got a concussion and my glasses broke and sliced through my skin.  My lil brother calls me Scarhead childhood dream – to visit France.  And also to see the Loch Ness Monster do you have a crush on someone – not at the moment what do you like about yourself – artistic talent, brains and my hair piercings – nah blood type – A+ like the rest of me nickname – none relationship status – single zodiac sign – sagittarius pronouns – she/her favorite TV show – yuri on ice  tattoos – none right or left hand – right handed surgery – i had my wisdom teeth removed hair dyed in different color – yes!  I had it dyed ginger several times, and attempted an actual red when I was 11, but it turned out like this burgundy sheen over my natural hair colour and I loved it sport – i run, and i do skiing and some skating in the winter vacation – hiking in Scotland I suppose?..   current and all-time best friend name – @musicaltheatrejunkie it’s you, Heather =)  eye color – dark chocolate brown favourite movie – aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I can’t choose you evil human but it’s probably Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses – both but like, from three specific people, I’m not great with touch lips or eyes – idk man both i suppose shorter or taller – look I’m short I’ve given up, everybody is taller anyway (except for those rare people who aren’t and then I feel great and powerful) but tbh I can’t choose nice arms or stomach – honestly I have no type seriously could be either could be both I honestly don’t know sensitive or loud – who, me?..  Loud.  I’m an introvert but seriously I cannot control my volume hook up or relationship – relationship troublemaker or hesitant – idk but hesitant sounds safer but troublemaker is more likely to actually happen but honestly i don’t fucking know okay i have no type whatsoever

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

yourself – pppffftttt maybe if I put more effort in miracles – sort of love at first sight – nope that’s stupid, it doesn’t happen.  Crushes happen at first sight.  Love happens when you actually get to know the person seriously Santa Claus – well the first time i saw one his beard fell off so nah, never

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